*swivels a chair around and sits on it backward to connect with the kids*

I think you should stop worrying about LOOKsmaxxing and start worrying about BOOKsmaxxing

That’s what he was installed to do unfortunately

it’s crazy they haven’t named a hurricane ‘kramer’ yet.

Rick Scott is a bald headed thief who should be in prison

At the same time the Vice President of the United States heads to Hungary to campaign for putin’s lapdog

they’re so goddam stupid they fucked up surrendering

Yup. Soon we will be arming the russians in a war against Europe.

Driving over a deep pothole that feels like the axel of your car got ripped off is what everyday under the trump administration feels like

Might be the best sign I’ve seen in years

Love and happiness that seems risky.

Gotta hear both sides on this one

Idk why this dude reminds me of a little cobra sometimes. Cutest cobra in the world too

Man with hands on hips looking disappointed

When you skip intro but still have to watch the last 5 seconds of said intro.

THE NEWS: gas prices are nearing record highs

ME: *hasn’t left my house for like 6 years* oh no

I feel so sorry this and every Ukrainian delegation that has to deal with these disingenuous nepobaby kremlin simps

Cam Skateboo’s a moron?

Here’s a late night card reply
Time: 1:22 a.m.
#cardsky

“Many technological systems, when examined for context and overall design, are basically anti-people. People are seen as sources of problems while technology is seen as a source of solutions.”

- Ursula Franklin, “The Real World of Technology”

Let this sink in.
Four years ago, the US expected Ukraine to fall within days and even withheld military aid because they thought it’d be wasted. Today, the US — the most powerful nation on earth — is asking Ukraine for military aid.

Never underestimate Ukraine. Arm them to win.

Propaganda is not going to save them. Russian media has been using propaganda and all the Russian people got were 1.5 million body bags

This dude is another in a long line of kremlin bootlickers and he should be mocked and ignored

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Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer.

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Holding my breath until I explode into a cloud of swirling bats

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

florida is the birthplace of the boomereich

Yes, the cornered animals will be getting really aggressive

putin really got trump to give him 10 billion dollars of US taxpayer money - man the champagne bottles gotta be popping at the kremlin

Love waking up to good news coming out of russia

You don’t have a brand. You have an insatiable need for attention and low self esteem