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Dance together!! (タップ推奨 Tap recommended)
#voxal #StaticRadio

3 weeks ago 448 155 13 0
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They both ended up on the floor

#hazbinhotelalastor #hazbinhotelvox #radiostatic

1 month ago 477 120 4 0
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drunk #radiostatic #hazbincomic

1 month ago 703 137 6 1

I started this after making this post and I wanted to finish it to wind down! Alastor definitely bleats when Vox grabs him which lbr, he let happen. #radiostatic #voxal #immundusart

2 months ago 603 162 15 0
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Is this flirting

#staticbelle

2 months ago 119 21 6 0
Alastor and Vox are in the middle of a duel

V: I’M NOT THE SAME MAN 70 YEARS AGO, ALASTOR!! NO MORE PATHETIC, SIMPERING—
A: ACHOO!!
V: Let’s postpone our fight til you get better. You still have the same immune system as a Victorian child. No more sinner meat, I’m serious! Eat some damn fruit for once! Get better soon, idiot
A: thank you dear (you haven’t changed at all, silly picture box)

Alastor and Vox are in the middle of a duel V: I’M NOT THE SAME MAN 70 YEARS AGO, ALASTOR!! NO MORE PATHETIC, SIMPERING— A: ACHOO!! V: Let’s postpone our fight til you get better. You still have the same immune system as a Victorian child. No more sinner meat, I’m serious! Eat some damn fruit for once! Get better soon, idiot A: thank you dear (you haven’t changed at all, silly picture box)

📻📺 I’m sick so I’m doubling it and giving it to Alastor
#radiostatic #voxal

1 month ago 875 198 20 2
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[2-17-26]
Has this been done with them before? If it hasn't then it has now
#h0n3yk1tt3ntiktoks #hazbinhotel #voxhazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #radiostatic #radiosilence

2 months ago 65 29 2 1
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#RadioStatic eat dinner again and Alastor finally gets to decide what they eat (CW: Cannibalism and blurred gore)
#voxal #hazbinhotel #staticradio

1 month ago 158 30 4 0
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#radiostatic

2 months ago 206 33 0 0
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PLZ
#radiostatic #voxal

2 months ago 614 156 5 1
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silly doodles #radiostatic

2 months ago 625 173 9 1
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I can't stop thinking about this...
#radiostatic #voxal

1 month ago 618 174 5 0
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coming up with new and unsettling strategies
#RadioStatic

1 month ago 1088 325 11 4
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#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #voxal

1 month ago 369 100 3 0
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🥃📸 ~
#HazbinHotel #Voxal #RadioStatic

1 month ago 1162 357 21 2
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Sad men Wednesday? #radiostatic

2 months ago 212 59 3 0
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neck kisses #radiostatic

2 months ago 469 86 4 1
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Alastor flops onto his bed drunk

A: haaah days go by so fast! too fast! Wooosh cant the night last a lil longer?
V: you’ll drink the whole bar at that rate
A: ugh no more drinks just company
V: I could stay… if you want. Talk to you until you fall asleep
A: Ha! after all the talking you did today! How do you still have things to say? No thank you shush before you bore me to death!
V: message recieved, I’ll get out of your hair
A: see you tomorrow?

Alastor flops onto his bed drunk A: haaah days go by so fast! too fast! Wooosh cant the night last a lil longer? V: you’ll drink the whole bar at that rate A: ugh no more drinks just company V: I could stay… if you want. Talk to you until you fall asleep A: Ha! after all the talking you did today! How do you still have things to say? No thank you shush before you bore me to death! V: message recieved, I’ll get out of your hair A: see you tomorrow?

Vox tucks Alastor in, he turns to leave

V: yea of course! Just like everyday!
A: good, you make forever not so boring
V: AAAAA how can I leave when he says cute things like that?! Siiiigh goodnight Al
A: niiiight love youuuuu
V: huh..? Did he just-? Wait no that’s not fair!! Tsk tell me that when you’re awake asshole

Vox tucks Alastor in, he turns to leave V: yea of course! Just like everyday! A: good, you make forever not so boring V: AAAAA how can I leave when he says cute things like that?! Siiiigh goodnight Al A: niiiight love youuuuu V: huh..? Did he just-? Wait no that’s not fair!! Tsk tell me that when you’re awake asshole

Vox leaves, Al was awake the entire time
V: love you too, you stupid fucking deer
A: *embarrassed deer noises*

Vox leaves, Al was awake the entire time V: love you too, you stupid fucking deer A: *embarrassed deer noises*

Alastor could not look him in the eyes after, Vox teases him the entire day

A: I sincerely apologize for my behavior, let’s not do drink today please. Could we go somewhere dark so you don’t see my face?
V: cute. I love him
V: don’t you just LOVE the cinema? Y’know I REALLY LOVE the sound quality! Aw c’mon Al, I thought you LOVED gore!
A: IM GOING TO EXECUTE YOU!!

Vox takes Alastor home and relays a message through their shared frequency. Alastor gets nonverbal

V: Alastor. I love you.
A: !??!! !? !!! ???

Alastor could not look him in the eyes after, Vox teases him the entire day A: I sincerely apologize for my behavior, let’s not do drink today please. Could we go somewhere dark so you don’t see my face? V: cute. I love him V: don’t you just LOVE the cinema? Y’know I REALLY LOVE the sound quality! Aw c’mon Al, I thought you LOVED gore! A: IM GOING TO EXECUTE YOU!! Vox takes Alastor home and relays a message through their shared frequency. Alastor gets nonverbal V: Alastor. I love you. A: !??!! !? !!! ???

📻📺 After taking Alastor home, drunken confessions
Based off Tias ‘after sparks’ doodles
#radiostatic #sparksduo

2 months ago 763 223 40 8

📻📺 ‘There were sparks…’✨
#radiostatic #sparksduo

2 months ago 772 198 13 1
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You think this is romantic, but actually this is just Alastor doing his true Vee bestie, Velvette, a solid by putting Vox’s head back on his body so he can wear the Valentine’s fit she cooked up

#hazbinhotel #radiostatic

2 months ago 518 166 7 2
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Sentimental…🎙️

#RadioStatic #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

2 months ago 1143 290 15 0
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New Hazbin Print ‘Sparks’ is now available on Streamily! 📺🎙️
Go get your print here! ✨https://streamily.com/christianborle/50780
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I will never get tired of drawing these 2 lovable idiots♥️💙Thank you to @amirtalai and Christian for trusting me with this print! 😚 #hazbinhotel

2 months ago 2966 1123 81 86
First three panels are three different instances of Vox asking Alastor out for drinks.

V: Alastor! let's grab a drink
A: not today, dear!
V: hey Al about that drink-
A: BUSY
V: heeeey Alastoooorr
A: ENOUGH!! I'll agree to ONE drink, now STOP pestering me!
V: ah, sorry bud! I didn't realize-
A: Saturday. Husker's casino. DONT BE LATE
V: S-Saturday? but that's- oh... OH!! Uh okay! see you then! UHBYE!
N: I like him!
A: You have peculiar taste, dear
N: can I stab the bad boy after your date!?
A: I hardly think he qualifies as a 'bad b-' ... 'DATE?'...

First three panels are three different instances of Vox asking Alastor out for drinks. V: Alastor! let's grab a drink A: not today, dear! V: hey Al about that drink- A: BUSY V: heeeey Alastoooorr A: ENOUGH!! I'll agree to ONE drink, now STOP pestering me! V: ah, sorry bud! I didn't realize- A: Saturday. Husker's casino. DONT BE LATE V: S-Saturday? but that's- oh... OH!! Uh okay! see you then! UHBYE! N: I like him! A: You have peculiar taste, dear N: can I stab the bad boy after your date!? A: I hardly think he qualifies as a 'bad b-' ... 'DATE?'...

Alastor laughs maniacally 
A: I needed that! now, where did you get that PREPOSTEROUS idea?
N: You asked him out for Valentines!
A: HA! surely not! of all the- Valentines? I didn't- ah. FUCK did he trick me!?
N: can I dress you up for your date!?
A: IT IS NOT A DATE!!
N: no dress up?
A: no no! no tears! You know I can't resist a lady- UGH FINE!!
N: YUSSS!! DRESS UP!!!
A: still not a date!

Alastor laughs maniacally A: I needed that! now, where did you get that PREPOSTEROUS idea? N: You asked him out for Valentines! A: HA! surely not! of all the- Valentines? I didn't- ah. FUCK did he trick me!? N: can I dress you up for your date!? A: IT IS NOT A DATE!! N: no dress up? A: no no! no tears! You know I can't resist a lady- UGH FINE!! N: YUSSS!! DRESS UP!!! A: still not a date!

Saturday. Valentine's Day. Huskers casino. Husk is threatening to kick Vox out unless he orders a drink. Vox begs to wait until Alastor shows up when he feels a twitch in his antennas, a familiar frequency announcing Alastor's arrival. When Vox turns around, his world gains Technicolor, he's frozen staring at Alastors dressed to the nines with curled hair. Sparks fly all around them as they lock eyes.

H: order or gtfo 
V: WAAAIIT!! He'll be here!!
V: That's- ALAST-!!

Saturday. Valentine's Day. Huskers casino. Husk is threatening to kick Vox out unless he orders a drink. Vox begs to wait until Alastor shows up when he feels a twitch in his antennas, a familiar frequency announcing Alastor's arrival. When Vox turns around, his world gains Technicolor, he's frozen staring at Alastors dressed to the nines with curled hair. Sparks fly all around them as they lock eyes. H: order or gtfo V: WAAAIIT!! He'll be here!! V: That's- ALAST-!!

Alastor walks up to the bar where Husk and Vox are and wonders why do they have a incredulous look on their faces. He assumes he looks weird and fidgets with his hair, all fluffy and curled.

A: It's... It's too much, isn't it? I shouldn't have let-
V: NO! No, no it's- you look-! Y-you're everything...
A: Tsk. Shut. UP. You...Red looks good on you...
V: yeah? thanks Al!
A: SHUT UP AND GET ME A DRINK 
V: Uh, okay! Sazerac right? 
A: I SAID SHUT UP!! 
H: WTF!? ex-fucking-scuse me?? he PULLED?? THAT'S his TYPE?? LOSER RIZZ???

Alastor walks up to the bar where Husk and Vox are and wonders why do they have a incredulous look on their faces. He assumes he looks weird and fidgets with his hair, all fluffy and curled. A: It's... It's too much, isn't it? I shouldn't have let- V: NO! No, no it's- you look-! Y-you're everything... A: Tsk. Shut. UP. You...Red looks good on you... V: yeah? thanks Al! A: SHUT UP AND GET ME A DRINK V: Uh, okay! Sazerac right? A: I SAID SHUT UP!! H: WTF!? ex-fucking-scuse me?? he PULLED?? THAT'S his TYPE?? LOSER RIZZ???

📻📺 Happy Valentine’s Day! 💘💝
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#radiostatic #voxal

2 months ago 521 155 27 2
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📺📻valentine's after the offer
#radiostatic #voxal #alvox #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelVox #HazbinHotelAlastor

2 months ago 450 122 2 0
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chess game♟️

#radiostatic #voxal

2 months ago 529 127 6 0
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They kiss because I say so :)

#RadioStatic #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHoteö

2 months ago 757 239 27 6
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nom nom

#radiostatic #voxal

2 months ago 157 25 5 0
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i love moody vox core, just one temper tantrum away from a murder suicide #vox #hazbinhotel

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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#radiostatic

Alastor goes back in time…

2 months ago 453 113 2 0

oh also I've seen a rough draft of the new Alastor / Vox print and oh baby

2 months ago 248 21 14 9