If you wondered how much sleep I got last night I just got on a train and tried to put my seat belt on 🫠

Just got out of watching The Drama. It was very dramatic. Please follow for more insightful #content

Going to be putting myself through the hell of trying to get to IRI 1 Killer on the hit horror asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight for the first time over this Easter weekend... and YOU can make it as painful for me as possible :) see you at 12pm BST

Launching a space mission on Aprils Fools is the perfect opportunity for Nasa to do something whimsical! It could launch backwards! 🚀📉On launch it blows out glitter! ✨🚀 Plant a flag on the moon but instead of the Stars and Stripes it’s the Epstein files! 🌚🚩What whimsy! 🤩

Imagine I had a functioning immune system

Leon We Come! Yes we do!
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Gecqua holds secrets that would shake the Pokémon world to its core

I can finally afford to get my camera roll printed next week which has 16 months worth of god knows what on there. There’s a feeling of excitement and absolute dread 😭

Stunning reference I will be stealing

Oh hello sunshine

“PITY ME AND MY FAT COCK AND MY FAT BALLS AND MY FAT ASS CHEEKS!”

New weapon for the pub crawls

Pancake day is a sore subject upon discovering my mother had bought pre-made pancakes to be put in the microwave. Solicitors have been contacted. Please respect my privacy at this, quite frankly, emotionally disturbing time 💔

Close friends used to mean something 😔

I guess they didn’t like my suggestion 💔

Did it??

I can’t tell you how annoyed I am I didn’t think of that myself 😭

a man in a helmet is reading a newspaper that says so you want to be a pilot ALT: a man in a helmet is reading a newspaper that says so you want to be a pilot

Ever think about how airplanes have 2 pilots when technically they only need 1? Let me introduce the world to a new concept: The Cuck Pilot.

Think you’re funny don’t ya

What is this mysterious warm object ???

Guys is it girly pop to post a colonoscopy hole pic on OF? Be honest x

DannehDoes - Twitch I play games badly so you don't have to!

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing We Were Here Too

Locktober (hardcore edition)

My baby boi 🥹

friend pls help what underwear do you swear by? I need a new recommendation

DannehDoes - Twitch a stream schedule? *GULP*

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Dead by Daylight

I’m 6 episodes into Wonder Man and whoever was trying to write this show off needs a career change 💀 this show is so good

Falling to my knees in aisle 4 of the Tesco express level news

“Why did you go AFK in my fun and whimsical game of Dead By Daylight?”

The reason:

DannehDoes - Twitch [DROPS] WE'RE SO BACK! NEW SET UP, NEW ME

I'm now streaming on Twitch! Playing Dead by Daylight