Praise be to the Corn God

500 cigarettes

Did it hurt?

I can only climax to Fortnite skins. Nothing else will do.

Turns to the camera
Remember folks, proper hydration is important!

We could all use a caring and supportive Funky Kong in our lives

It's OBVIOUSLY nature's fruit punch, duh

Throw rocks at him

I AM THE WWWYZZERD....D!

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

Your turret has been destroyed!

You're radioactive baby, but your grip was soft as an exhausted janitor during a minimum wage shift

I could have a leg in one hand

And a brerb in the other

Hey g would you make me a sandwich

Looks yummy

A drawing of an anthro lizard sitting in a chair with her legs crossed. She is wearing armor and there is a backdrop of outer space in the window behind her

Captain Verith of the Arxur Rebellion. Character by @arxur.bsky.social

#FurryArt

Hurm

Dog Milk fresh from the dog! Doug approved!

Join us in the Cult of Osty! All Hail Osty!

SubscribeStar wants to ban my and my knees, eh? You know who else has knees? Mother Earth, and she's down on one knee and proposing to tomorrow, and no subscription to the stars is going to take money out of my spiritual wallet. Call me whatever you wish. My phone line hasn't been paid in years.

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

Rye's Up!

Watched 28 Years Later with the homies last night and I'm still laughing at how absolutely ridiculous/insane the ending was

But I am le tired!

🫵 Gay 🫵