Jamie Oliver today:

A tweet with the text, “what bid [sic] he drink.” with a picture of someone drinking from a straw and a puzzle to work out which cup it’s connected to: water, milk, tea, or juice. Alan Sugar replies, “milk”.

A tweet with the text, “does anyone have any idea which fruit is this?” with a picture of some peach slices. Alan Sugar replies, “peach”.

A tweet with the text, “I’ll bet you won’t recognize this — but if you do, you’ve clearly got some serious expertise!” with a picture of a can opener. Alan Sugar replies, “opens can foods like sardines”.

A tweet with the text, “Today’s #retro #memory ! Who remembers these ! Personally I’d rather not lol 🤮 🤮 ” with a picture of Victory biscuits. Alan Sugar replies, “special taste required”.

Always wondered what Sir Alan is up to when the candidates are waiting in reception.

That credits song tho 🔥

#SNLUK is absolutely everything I hoped it’d be. Phenomenal stuff.

Or in some cases it seems, a lot more.

The amount of time I spend in Inspect Element to reverse-engineer this has gotta be in the hundreds of hours at this point.

This is the journalism I’m here for.

Plus, clients would probably think twice about continuing to engage with said media company. Which begs the question why the government still does.

Had to double-check this was actually real. And it is!

filmed in Epping forest by the way

Avengers at Christmas just feels weird.

This is heartbreaking. One of the first games I ever played was MOH:AA when Vince was at 2015. Nothing short of an absolutely incredible body of work since. RIP.

Following the controversy over the edited Trump speech, the BBC has been lambasted for its negative and biased portrayal of the leader of a prominent right-wing government…

An Evening with Private Eye 2025, out now on YouTube.

Still can’t get over that Wake Up Dead Man was filmed next to the M11

All part of the plan. Once they fall out of fashion, and new models stop using them, Alt+0151 will be mine again.

Watch this get ignored.

Absolute tragedy. Loved the show for many years (and have come to see it live!) I hope you both shift to Patreon with a spiritual successor.

Still valid? 😄

The GAME pre-order pack for Xbox 360 containing an 'Essentials Guide' booklet, a circular game booklet, and a demo disc all enclosed in a round metal container with the Xbox 360 and GAME logos on it.

20th anniversary of the Xbox 360 today! 🎉

Still have my pre-order pack from GAME. Might have to fire up PDZ in celebration.

Still unmatched.

I booted up the campaign a few weeks back. Need to see if there’s still an MP community.

I'm tired of pretending that Perfect Dark Zero isn't at least 50% really, really good Perfect Dark Zero deserves to be remembered fondly for its excellent multiplayer modes.

This right here from @apzonerunner.com

Spent many, many hours on Old Town and Urban at LAN parties back in the day. PDZ was very special and informed some of my fondest memories of the 360 era. www.eurogamer.net/im-tired-of-...

A shot from the audience of Death Stranding Live looking at the stage during a standing ovation

Well, Death Stranding: Strands of Harmony was incredible. Go see it.

A photo of the outside of the Hammersmith Apollo for “Death Stranding live”

👍👍👍

Oh BBC, my BBC by Alan Partridge YouTube video by Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day

Oh BBC, my BBC by Alan Partridge