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He’s gonna jump on me, isn’t he?

This app was being weird and then it asked me to add my birth date and then that went away so I don't know if that's what they're up to that's making the site be shit today

a) creepy as fuck, no thanks and also, b) gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "copypasta".

Happy 4/20.

If you understand this, you’ve a fair crack at understanding the rules of cricket.

Big chance

Martinelli will be helping him out

I do not feel good about Cristhian Mosquera on a yellow card in the second half.

Gabriel Martinelli on to start the second half for Arsenal, replacing Noni Madueke.

Madueke was largely ineffective and is likely not 100% after a heavy knock to the knee against Sporting.

Arsenal have been given one free kick in the first half an hour.

If I might allow myself a brief moment to speak from the heart...

Don't do it for the badge. Don't do it for the fans. Don't even do it for yourself.

Do it because it will make Noel Gallagher sad.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''

Come on Arsenal

...to finally die.

President Trump says the entire country of Iran will be "blown up" if they do not make a deal with the US.

"Bridges and power plants will be targeted."

If you're Arsenal, then these Arsenal bottles City have got going outside the ground are quite the compliment, albeit a backhanded one. They wouldn't even have bothered with this three years back.

Van Dyke Dagger

All 4 appropriate takes

If you're the new lead of a LGBTQ+ advocacy org and your very first act in the job is to express sympathy for JKR in a national newspaper... Maybe... Idk... Just putting it out there... But maybe you're not the right person for the role.

Let’s do this

Odegaard AND Eze AND Havertz? 👀

Today, a lot of people will be talking about the manifesto that Palantir released. In addition to pouring over what those words mean, I invite you to ground the conversation in what Palantir has already done.

Its work with Israel and ICE show us exactly what it stands for.

Not Flamini?

Arsenal v Charlton Athletic | 2005-6 | 20 Minute Highlights

The Premier League now has highlights for nearly every match in PL history. Here's the link (sign up required but free) to the first ever Arsenal match I saw in person. You too can finally watch Hleb score a goal.

www.premierleague.com/en/video/455...

Statement by UNICEF on the killing of two water truck drivers in the Gaza Strip

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip.

Full statement: https://unicef.link/4cVCyP9

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

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