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Find it hilarious that after the "Worst Man United Team In History" got a lucky win against Fulham, so many Reds are forecasting 5 or 6 wins on the bounce and a Top 4 challenge 😆

Lads.....

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When’s the last time we had a PL hat-trick, or beat Arsenal at the Emirates or scored at Anfield or won at the Etihad? Yes it’s not been perfect and there’s a long way to go but you can see this man knows that and has a plan to fix it.

RIP

“When we have the ball, it’s a game and when we don’t, it’s a fight” - Manuel Ugarte

And he’s backed it up with his recent performances.

It’s been a while since we had a true fighter in our midfield, guys 🇾🇪🇾🇪

#Ugarte #MUFC #UnitedArts

Keith Dewhurst told us about an epic game at Highbury in Feb '58. After Munich, Keith became MU correspondent for Evening Chronicle, then an award winning playwright.
A superb writer (inc for UWS - he sent his 100th column on Tues) and fine man, he died on Sat aged 94. RIP.

Gotta say. For a team that are down on fitness, 120 minutes, and half of that with 10 men was impressive

Monday Motivational Quote:

Eating a balanced diet is integral to good health. Eat Your Greens! 🥦

I'm just home from donating blood

When waiting, I was browsing through Twitter & I saw loads of disgusting racist posts.

Looking around at the doners, I was struck by how diverse they were - white, black, Asian, Middle Eastern etc.

How dare these foreigners come here & give us their blood‼️🤣

Some good news!Amad Diallo 🫡

35 Years Ago Today:

𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗺, 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗺. 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗶𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆

Top top top top player. Amad Diallo, what a man. #mufc

🚨 - Amad is only the THIRD Manchester United player to score away against Manchester City and Liverpool in the same Premier League season, after Wayne Rooney in 2004/05 and Robin van Persie in 2012/13. #mufc

Mr Manchester United.. 💫

Roy Keane: "Man Utd turned up. They showed a bit of passion, lot of quality and some fight. They showed what Man Utd's all about but they've got to back it up." #mufc

Good morning you lovely lot. Well that was stressful but makes Monday a bit brighter despite the snow. Hopefully we are indicating to turn that corner?

Outsung at Anfield once again and all they can do is talk 😂

The Anfield “atmosphere” is a MYTH. Fact.

#MUFC #ManchesterUnited

Maguire won the ball cleanly. Yet rather unsurprisingly Michael Oliver felt it was a foul and a yellow card 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

#manchesterunited #MUFC

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There is no better time than right now to abandon Twitter.

Make it useless. Worthless.

Diogo Dalot has taken a lot of stick this season, but credit where it it due he was excellent today, and he had Real Madrid bound Trent Alexander-Arnold on ice all game.

It's making it intriguing, but aside from Liverpool, this is a season of poor quality in the Premier League. The promoted sides are poor. The traditional Big Six sides are poor. Just 16 points separate 3rd-15th. A season for the moneyballers (Fulham, Brentford, Brighton, Bournemouth)

We are unbeaten this year.

In the space of one month United lost to Arsenal, Nottingham Forest, Tottenham, Bournemouth, Wolves and Newcastle...

We've had a worse December than Harry and Marv💀💀

#MUFC