wow....happy 20th mother 3

It my birfday.

...yey. :3

Ain't it grand to know you're living rent free in someone's noggin

Some real tsundere vibes

"Man, fuck these greedy and unpleasant assholes. I'm so glad they got what was coming to them."

-- Walt Disney looking at a Compsognathus skeleton, evidently

I'm not a fan of the Rite of Spring adaptation from Disney's Fantasia for many reasons, but chiefest among them -- I've never seen a more unflattering portrayal of dinosaurs. Like, this was directed by someone who was really mad at dinosaurs for some reason.

WTF dude, they were here longer than us

Update: The threequel to SCP-8005 and SCP-9005 has been fully outlined, and I'm gonna try to get a headstart for whenever 10kcon happens.

It's called the Hermit. And it's about a talking archaeopteryx.

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community.

Based on current trends, I think the best way to get rich would be for JD Vance to aggressively campaign for "Daveyoufool in particular should NOT get ten million dollars."

Get to it, Little Johnny Pwease'n'thanks.

A large almost black purple dragon monster covered in glowing crystalline teeth stands close to a tanned skinned elf in a green jacket. The elf has has hands wrapped around her horn and has his head pressed to it. He is crying like he's seeing a long lost love for the first time in forever. The dragon is smiling and it's eyes are glowing a pale gold. They are in a drained pool of a cruise ship stranded in the middle of a desert. In the background a large mushroom cloud is going off against a dark grey sky.

"...Liv?"
Okay. Take it slow. Don't make a big scene of it or anything. And above all, do NOT let her see you cry.
"Welcome Home, Slasher."
GODSDAMNIT NEVER MIND!

Birthday Gift for my bestie Daveyoufool! Another iconic scene from book 4 of Neverstone! Love you dave!

Requiem for a Quiznos. This one's weird, even by my standards.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9298

Finishing the last offset of SCP-9XXX Requiem for a Quiznos. Should have it up tonight.

ALESTORM - Magyarország (Official Lyric Video) YouTube video by Alestorm

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfVD...

Heh. Fuck Orban.

My buddy Evan from middle school lives in Hungary. He says he's indifferent to all things political. All the same, I hope he's having just as much fun as everyone else right now.

Get rekt, Orban 😈

Would you believe it if I told you work has been just that stressful

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Yesterday wasn't actually my birthday. It's this COMING Sunday. I lost track of time.

I'm not ready to turn 38 years old this monday, but that's the way she goes.

Still gonna be goofy as shit for my age.

RIP to Mr. B Natural, A.K.A. Bean, one of three budgies named after MST3K people. I have no idea what happened to her, but I'm using this is a wake-up call to spoil the two others rotten.

I am at the stage of life where mobile game ads make me irrationally angry.

"(No actual money can be won.) *Paypal logo* HOLY SHIT THIS GAME DIRECT DEPOSITS REAL MONEY INTO YOUR PAYPAL"

It's like someone coming up to you on the street and saying "You're stupid as hell, gimme five bucks."

I had the misfortune of seeing the SCP-8005 AI slop video. No, I will not link it.

Canon SCP-8005: Precocious little robot dude who loves hamburgers. Also, 682's son. (It's complicated.)

AI SCP-8005: "We have Mr. Mxyzptlk at home" had a baby with "We have Pennywise at home."

Just what I needed to hear today! Writing Robin's story took a lot out of me. Thanks so much.

Gamers be like how dare this game not make me horny I have rights

Sorry not sorry, but I had to defend my boi SCP-5430: “A Snake Wearing 48 Sneakers”

I will not be accepting questions. Only apologies.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5430

Finally got around to seeing the second Mario movie.

Pros: Bowser/Jr. relationship was wholesome as fuck, they actually gave Yoshi more of a personality than "kawaii", and the characters from different Nintendo IPs were a nice touch

Cons: Jr's voice, the Bros needed more of a character arc

Remember to set your alarm for Jesus this morning. Dude gets cranky if he's up later than 10

(No but seriously, this Saturday's sandwiched between two of the most important days in Christianity, I feel like it needs more love)

Ah yes. Good Friday. Two days from now is Easter Sunday. Tomorrow is Who Cares Saturday

Found some weird Neverstone drawings I did for 2022 Easter. Will have them up later...

Nine sprites in the style of FF1 for Neverstone characters.

Some FF1-style sprites of some Neverstone guys. Having a lot of fun with this style.

Neverstone began as a spec script for Final Fantasy: The Animated Series. Check it out, y'all! www.amazon.com/dp/B0924Q5TW...

#neverstone #litrpg #finalfantasy #ff1 #booksky

Don't tempt me. The minute someone decides to resurrect Project Crossover, I think you'll know what to expect