this is killing me

I've never felt more incentivized to make bad, reckless, self-sabotaging decisions in a ttrpg as I did in Monsterhearts. What other game is gonna let you play as a tulpa who's attachment issues manifest as a fear that they'll cease to exist if others aren't constantly thinking of/observing them?!

How your email finds me

A screenshot from Pokopia with Hitmonchan standing in a corner facing the wall ominously. This isn’t anywhere near his house so I don’t even know why he’s here

A screenshot of the iconic final scene in The Blair Witch project where one of the characters is facing the corner of a basement wall. It’s in black and white, grainy, and deeply chilling

hey man

Moby Dick is short for Mobert Cock

Furious that I missed the window to grab seats that aren't like... Front 4 rows 💀

:) okay!

Frantically googling "are sharks the clowns of the sea"

call bluesky my dick the way it can’t stay up for more than a few minutes at a time

I don't really see how you can expect someone to fly the plane ALL the time. Surely sometimes they should just like... Not know how to do it at all and trust a LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL to do it for them

idiot enby who forgot dildos existed: is this a bigender thing?

to complement the protein heavy foods available nowadays, i've decided to invent the "vitamindaloo," a prepackaged curry with a random assortment of leftovers from the supplement aisle of the supermarket

You are indeed a brain genius, this is great

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

A couple weeks ago, Nicholas Keung at the Toronto Star reported on how generative AI is being used to assess immigration applications in Canada...and how it's led to refusals because of stuff the AI tool added in, that humans (clearly) failed to check.

www.thestar.com/news/canada/...

Thanks pal! :)

🎞️: Kodak Portra 400
📸: Contax 139 Quartz
🔘: Zeiss Planar 50mm f/1.4, Yashica ML 28mm f/2.8, & Yashica ML 135mm f/2.8

Sut da fuk up

In My Onion, Roy has good ideas and, while I love league and people in it, (quieter voice to denote I'm whispering): sometimes people are real rude about how they say "I appreciate you organizing this, and let's be mindful of these potential unintended complications this may cause"

i’m so upset i’m going to- [remembers suicide jokes can worsen mental health] kill myself [i lock eyes with my clone just sitting in the kitchen mid bite of a sandwich. both our eyes narrow. we always knew it would come to this]

We didn't deserve this day.

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

For your viewing pleasure tonight:

Monsterhearts remains unparalleled

Arthur on the street with 17 baguettes under his arm

Michael Clayton (2007) - 0:58:14
Dir. Tony Gilroy
Runtime 119 minutes
🥖x17, or one baguette every 7.0 minutes

lou bega voice: happy easter xbox

A cigarette from Road House (1989) - 0:48:17

Road House (1989) - 0:48:17
Dir. Rowdy Herrington
Runtime 114 minutes
🚬 x 71, or one cigarette every 1.61 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/road-house/