It looks like George Washington is dating Chappel Roan

i need the vape that has a tamagotchi that dies if you don’t vape enough

sick high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

feeling like him

after giving a very impassioned speech about how melee won’t die and he won’t stop coinbox yesterday, he announced he’s stopping melee coinbox anymore in lieu of trying to get ult coinbox licensed by nintendo, forgetting that nintendo will probably deny it because it’s backed by a crypto exchange

call for WHAT

important meeting

i guess we already colonized it

reskeet with your favorite meme you ever made

a google maps screenshot of carlsbad, new mexico

i wonder what carl did

threads seems very cool for aging millennials with deathly hallows tattoos that fantasize about turning pete buttigieg straight

i thought the point of shrek was that not even the richest short king is safe from being out-rizzed by a 7 foot tall swamp cryptid

harsh but the world needed to hear it

crackers

reskeet to scare a mod

nick seems chill

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elon flexing ‘peak user seconds’ in a desperate bid for advertisers yesterday then attempting to hard cap daily app usage today is what does it for me

like it’s just so fundamentally stupid

idk i think it could use some more pepperoni

go follow my boy @nilpholan.bsky.social if u like video game docs that make the kids go crazy

brazilian coffee hits different

it’s called self-help

yeah i’m fucking gaming

i thought the two Ls stood for how many Ls you take when the cool kids on the hike roast you for not wearing patagonia

rly makes u think

jimmy fallon strikes me as someone who pisses on the bathroom key at his favorite midtown starbucks

how come when i show up drunk at work i’m “ruining my life” but when jimmy fallon does it he gets an emmy? fucked up.

where some of y’all mfs live