Dude, same! I wanted it to be my new favorite show and I can’t remember a single plot line from it or any distinguishing detail except that the theme song was like merengue-esque (maybe?).

I bet a car could do this no problem, who cares. They’re the same to me

Finally got a look at those matching shirts in San Antonio. Look, I know it says “Go [drawing of a spur] Go!” but it also looks like GO UGO! And the term uggo is like a fucking Time Machine in my head. Why did Time Machine capitalize? And again!

Salute to an all-time tweet

I just gotta say that I love this team of Kevin Harlan, Dwyane Wade, and Candace Parker. They call a good ass game.

That call was ridiculous. Legal guarding position my ass.

Man, same.

Wow. Holy shit! Good for him.

Who was the Nirvana of the ‘40s. Who was the Blink of the 2010s. Who was the Grand Funk Railroad of the Pleistocene

What a horse’s ass. This is exactly why everyone was pissed at him, and all he did was fucking double down. Boo fucking hoo, Dave. Eat shit.

The best part about JD Vance is that he constantly exudes Jeremy Jamm levels of contemptibility and unlikeability pretty much at all times. Just an unearned level of pretentiousness and know-it-all douchebaggery combined with a contemptible personal manner. He’s really got it all.

“If they could afford the licensing… or an ad.”

God, dude. Kyle can throw shade like a shaolin master. Shit was so funny.

The Colorado GOP couldn't seem to turn off the background music on the live feed of the state assembly. And it was beautiful.

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

I remain convinced that one of the most important things the next Democratic president can do to avoid falling victim to a Biden-style vibecession is to mercilessly, relentlessly crack down on crypto and organized gambling. Just go full scorched-earth.

What a weirdly satisfying Nuggets win. OKC’s depth … ooooohhhh weeee oooooohhhh … nope. Just some guys. Our guys in fact beat their guys pretty handily.

As a Colorado State alum, LET DAVID RODDY COOK

Look, if Lu Dort manages to end the Trump reign of fascism by being a dirty bitch the same way Rocky ended the Cold War, I will join my Denver brethren in these chants. Failing that, I hope he somehow manages to punch himself in the dick extremely hard. 😁

Here's the HD version

@edzitron.com is someone that gives me hope in the face of daily tidal waves of horseshit about AI. And he’s funny as fuck too! As a broncos fan, I cannot abide his raiders fandom, tho. How would one even land on that puke ass team as the one to support?

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

I’m currently watching a Terry Gibbs vs Jose Luis Rivera match from 1987 and I think one of the best things Gorilla Monsoon did for kayfabe was in harping on each match’s purse and the winner’s share vs the loser’s. It gave even this piece of shit jobber match stakes.

Megyn Kelly can get all the way fucked and I hope she walks into a sliding glass door today really hard.

With that said, if even this disingenuous asswipe is sick of this shit, there might still be hope.

I am, and it is, and no, they don't

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

I’m still in awe over all the dumb fuck law firms, tv networks, and universities that caved to Trump.

More or less everyone who has stood up to Trump has won and everyone who didn’t has suffered an endless series of humiliations.

i know, i know, but it's honestly pretty amazing that (so far as i can tell) not a single Republican elected official, at any level, has publicly broken with Trump over his threat to annihilate the people of Iran at 8pm today

days like today i get incandescent with rage all over again that he wasn't in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit and perp walked on jan 21st, 2021