how is this literally happening in real life

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

Supergirl and Luminary flying above Kandor and smiling at each other.

Superman Day but also SUPERGIRL DAY

Had a nightmare they cast Chris Pratt as Batty Koda

Ferngully is the blueprint of musical movies about tiny sentient creatures that sunk me deeply into fandom psychosis. I didn't know about the concept of fanfiction as a child, but you bet your ass I was pretending to be a bat in a rainforest constantly in elementary school.

I actually do need to be personally consulted on who they cast to play Pips in the live action Ferngully remake.

I can literally feel everyone who had a crush on Prince Zuko in 2005 activating like a sleeper agent.

It's official: AHS season 13 is gonna be a direct Coven sequel.

I am back on my bullshit.

Bart would be the one to ask.

I do not LIKE hoodies, that's too much clothing. I like a fine zipper jacket. I like a tank top.

I know better than to hope that they changed any of the merch for the American leg of the Everybody Scream tour but the way I would wear an oversized Sympathy Magic shirt or tank top every day for the rest of the year instead of that goddamn hoodie.

Whooping like Jack Dawson on the bow of the Titanic cause a horror channel I like just released a video that's an hour plus about Ed and Lorraine Warren's hucksterism. I am sat.

I love Stevie so much, but this cat has zero sense of personal space or privacy. Sometimes, I wanna poop alone!

I remember trying to explain how in Animorphs dogs possess the spirit of a dead alien race whose last remnant of their civilization are dog robots that live among us disguised as humans, and just, listening to the words coming out of my mouth and feeling insane

Sometimes I think about the “Kirby’s Fucking Pissed” image and it makes me laugh in and of itself.

Brainiac 5: I heard your old merboyfriend became a lifeguard. Supergirl: Huh. Dick Wolverine: LET GO OF ME! I LIVE ON THE LAND! I BREATH AIR! Jerro: DON’T WORRY, SIR! I’LL HAVE YOU SAFELY UNDER THE SEA IN NO TIME! Brainiac 5: Should we do something about that? Supergirl: eh

I started calling Dick Malverne Dick Malverine as a joke and it stuck.

I don't know wine brands, I just know the owl from Aldi has good wine

Listen, Joe and the tomfoolery contraption are so important to me. This is a legacy video in my eyes, on the level of Collective Soul woodcock.

I keep telling him that I never watched Riverdale for a very good reason but nooooo apparently because I am well versed in Archie comics, clearly I know everything about this show.

Varun is losing his mind with every new thing he learns about Riverdale:
"There’s time travel?"
"There’s a 600 year old wizard?!"
"Archie has superpowers?!"
"Satan is a character?!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION????!!!"

we support the writer's barely disguised fetish in a climate where adults on social media are mortified at the idea of consuming something that made someone horny

The cards see all.

I made a FatM primer for a friend of mine recently, and the way I actively stressed over only including two songs max per album and still ended up with a way longer playlist than I meant to 😵‍💫

I'm seeing Florence + the Machine in a little over a month, so I've been listening to the entire discography and FUCK how did I forget how I beat Lungs to death in 2009?! Like I'm singing songs I probably haven't listened to in their entirety since 2012.

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

It's every day of the week for me babey!!!!

I don't know if I told y'all, but I got my driver's license last month. I drive now.

So far I have Ross, Barnes and Noble, Target (though I haven't been in a minute so I'm not sure if this one holds up), the lobby of McDonald's, and Michael's.

I'm putting together a list of stores that make me have to shit within 5 minutes of entering them no matter how little I've had to eat that day, specifically for anyone who may be constipated and at their wits end.