This next one is “Wonderwall.”

My brother got written up in Sports Illustrated for a little league game. Opposing pitcher had a no-hitter going into the 9th. Bro got a base on balls with two outs, and the next batter hit the ball right into my brother, which counts as *both* an out (my brother) and a hit, ruining the no-hitter.

Jumpin' Jack Flash YouTube video by Alex Chilton - Topic

#duan youtu.be/kmVCbxbHnIA

Nah, this has been a bipartisan scam since at least Speaker Jim Wright.

Too many negatives in your phrasing. There IS reason to believe Vance won’t act like Pence (ethically).

Oh, they are very strict and speedy with disbarment. If you don’t pay your dues.

Denial.

Fast and bulbous

* … the Yankees in four.

Jesus swept.

Does this include missile batteries?

So the Star Tribune is correct in reporting, “The U.S. Senate is voting today on an unprecedented move to strip mining prohibitions from an area near the Boundary Waters Canoe Area Wilderness,” right?

Why are we even disputing this instead of focusing on the substance?

For the record, I’m 100% against this proposal, but words still matter. Even if it’s “essentially in it,” in your opinion, and there are downstream effects, that’s not the same as “in it.”

NYC provides so much for free.

Tired: $300 tickets to a Broadway musical rehash of a trashy ‘80s movie.

Wired: Just walking down Broadway soaking in all the freaks.

What am I missing? Isn’t this near, but not in, the area labeled BWCA?

Pentagon to turn a profit when?

“Oh no, if they raise the taxes on the rich, I’ll only make $300 million a year in carried interest that is federally taxed at a lower rate than a teacher’s salary!! El Paso, here I come!”

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

The Substack of Boba Fett @agraybee Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."

Obligatory:

Semen Up

Just brainstorming here — longer school days with no/limited/supervised access to tech, in exchange for no homework.

Dude could pay her a living wage, but decides to spend his days this way.

What does teleportmanteau?

No one:

Melania: I did never meet Kharg and not been to Kharg Island with the Maxwell.

But it helps.

A view down a snowy mountain through a hole in the clouds looking over a lower cloud layer.

Now when I talked to God I knew he'd understand /
He said, "Sit by me, and I'll be your guiding hand"

Next few weeks? The best time to apologize was before today. The second best time is today.

No thanks.

“Junk” mail actually subsidizes the “real” mail.

Right?

If the Post Office “lost $9 billion,” does that mean the Department of WAR! “lost” $1 trillion? The intelligence services “lost” $100 billion?