My suit is too small now :)

Gala season is upon us!

SUCH a good question

Headaches shouldn’t be allowed on Sundays :(

DC stop shutting down half the city’s busses on a Sunday morning challenge

Happy birthday, Chad! 🎂🥳

My therapist pointed out that I really like 36 as an age for men and I don’t know what to do with that :)

Anyways, I’m home now and going to read until I fall asleep!

I love being right as much as the next person, until we’re having a perfectly nice time seated on a bar patio and everyone insists that we should suddenly depart for a place where I know there will be a line, but they all argue that there won’t be, and then, when we arrive it’s around the block :)

More coffee stickers!!!

That would be such a disaster!

A Friday shopping haul for the ages!

(Not pictured, PrEP, Finasteride, and Tide Pods)

Happy Friday, internet friends (plus a few irl ones) 🥰

Hacks is quite simply the best show on tv

I am SCREAMING at my tv right now

I’m on book 7!! I hope you enjoy

They pushed the notification date back two weeks so keep those positive thoughts flowing :)

I stg if I get another email that isn’t this I will yell

getting audition results for something I really want but is hyper competitive today, just in case y’all have some extra good energy to put into the universe :)

I've torn through the Dungeon Crawler Carl series' first six books in ~3 weeks, which feels... insane. I have book 7 checked out, but might need to take a quick break with some light-hearted gay romance.

These books are very fun. They're fast-paced, inventive, and also bat shit crazy.

Cheeky of this company to hold their auditions next to a bunch of trees that are practically vomiting pollen

Me in my little audition outfit and chic little coat

Open call this morning (yay), featuring the vanity stairs

An artsy 24 hours with watercolor, tape, and pastels! None of which I know how to use lol

Forcing myself to wait another thirty minutes for lunch 🙂‍↕️

SO excited to announce: the season 5 premiere of Hacks is not only excellent, but fully hilarious. Genuinely laugh out loud funny.

Today, let us be grateful for great sales on Easter chocolate bunnies

That is SO the vibe

This looks like a made-for-tv movie from 2003 with 2024 color grading sensibilities. Abysmal.

I forgot Shane (briefly) put on his little suit that first night Ilya knocked, my heart

Me in a tank top and my cute little navy jock (My arm looks nice)

Late-ish workout. Time to shower and rewatch Heated Rivalry

ALL of it going your way bb!