Imagine, if you will, low gas prices are out on the wing of the plane but no one else can see them! They are right there! They jump away whenever anyone might see them... except me.

Imagine if you could go back in time and kill gas prices when they were just a little baby? Could you do it?

Imagine if your pants fall off and everyone sees your butt? You deal or you die.

Oh No! Trump's butt just fell off!

Oregon welcomes you!

You look just like your father did, with that beard.

He's never seen the Christmas decorations go up the day after Halloween?

Not to mention ice protests that had to figure out where ice was going to be and communicate that out, now they'll be in one known place. What could go wrong?

This is a black and white image of an old newspaper advertisement. The headline reads "Constitutional Debility and Seminal Weakness." The text below it reads: "Dr. Young addresses those who have injured themselves by private and improper indulgence in that secret and solitary habit which ruins the body and mind, unfitting them either for business or society. The following are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by early habits of youth, viz : weakness of the back and limbs, pain in the head, dimness of sight, loss of muscular power palpitation of the heart, nervousness, irritability, derangement of the digestive functions, general debility. symptoms of consumption etc.. Mentally, the fearful effects upon the mind are more to be dreaded. Loss of memory, confusion of ideas, depression of spirits, evil forebodings, aversion to society, self distrust, love of solitude, timidity, &c., are most of the evils produced. All persons with any of the above symptoms, should not fail to call upon Dr. Young, and be at once restored to perfect health. Let no false delicacy prevent you, but apply immediately, and save yourself from the dreadful and awful consequences of this malady. Weakness of the Organs immediately cured, and full vigor returned."

This is a close-up photograph of an old, worn newspaper advertisement with the heading "SPERMATORRHEA." The text, printed in aged, dark ink on yellowed paper, begins with "OR local weakness, nervous debility, low spirits or lassitude..." and continues listing various symptoms like "indisposition and incapability for labor and study," "loss of memory," "dizziness," and "pimples on the face," claiming they are "cured without fail by the justly celebrated physician and surgeon, L. J. Czapkay." The ad states his method is "new, (unknown to others,) and hence the great success." It ends with "All consultations (by letter or otherwise) free. Address L. J. Czapkay M. D., San Francisco, Cal."

My dad died one year ago today and I was thinking the same thing. Of all the things I wish he could have seen over the past year, seeing my mom doing well I think is what I wish he could see the most, so he could know not to worry.

Thought this was about the shoes.

"Only citizens who entered the country legally and their offspring are legal. Slavery isn't legal, therefore..." how imagine the argument going.

Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow YouTube video by mayhew7

I'm just gonna leave this here. RIP to one of the greats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwLZ...

I find myself doing deep history dives to cope and get context. Now I need to go back and read everything about Bull Connors today.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Guy looks like the nepo baby of the inventors of Candyland and the Guess Who? game.

That's what I said. He's almost as unlikeable as JD Vance.

A Lot of Secs

"Thank god almighty!" (My 12 almost 13 year old as he fires up Roblox)

Can you believe he got it at a second hand store?

OR DO YOU NEED TO WAIT FOR THE PRESIDENT TO TELL YOU YOUR OPINION?

Any movie Rick Moranus made was the right choice and we are lucky to have them.

Probably caused Autism.

You probably thought three's company was about a guy named Three who ran a company.

I started shopping for beverage refrigerators. He should drop some brand names and get some for free!