your art is so good!! i would love to see more :)

I don’t like it when old people waste perfectly good tennis balls on their walkers. Those were supposed to be for young people and dogs

cumming three times before falling asleep to stay calm

You should be able to get someone pregnant with a dart gun

please enjoy my residue

bluesky is adding a button to dm all your followers at once asking do you hate me

dude your tutorial sucks. shut up
(slashes you in half with the starter sword)

I dunno guys I think we should trust The One Who Only Lies, he makes some points that are very comforting to me

The burgers have gone to your head my friend

how is anyone finding someone being mean to them on here?? how is anyone finding interaction at all

just came into possession of generational wealth

Ratatouille is a film that teaches us the important lesson that anyone , even you , can achieve your hopes and dreams if you put a rat on your head

making sure that i’ll need to take a shit at the club

i am funny enough to make 3, maybe even 4 year olds laugh

i don't care about your plants. i don't care about your food. i don't care about your dog

im doing my best

most people would be better at their jobs if their bosses were allowed to hit them

traffic is down because it's bad. it's a bad website. if you have to constantly fight the algorithm to show you anything worthwhile and you're constantly groaning at the shit it shovels directly into your eyeballs it's not worth participating in

ME: huh. well now i've seen everything
ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS IN PLATO'S CAVE: no shit

i use "Show less like this" more than any other button on this piece of shit

7 inch penis, all head

drunk in the back of the carriage spilling mead everywhere

Hey dude check this out *pulls pin out of grenade and hands it to you*

“Sexbian lex” “say gex” oh my god die I hate you

when a puppet talks i know it’s alive for real

Quietly going under the porch to lay my eggs cause I’m still too embarrassed to do it in front of my cousins

*posts at 4am* this website is dying

Dazzle on em brudda hao.

tol d gas station cashier he out of mustard an he said nothing matter bcause everything final form is it original form