a dunmer baddie would fix me

Boldrisa Andrano belongs to the Andrano family, which has their own ancestral tomb.

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Boldrisa Andrano is a Dark Elf agent and Oathman of House Redoran. She can be found in her house in Ald'ruhn's Redoran Council Hall.

i just like to imagine they politely wait for you to leave first

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Llaalam Madalas is a Dark Elf nightblade who has a small magic shop in Sadrith Mora, where he provides spells to high-ranking Telvanni agents.

You may find a copy of the Restoration skill book 'Withershins' in his shop.

Balis Favani (Tamriel Rebuilt):
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Balis Favani (Tel Branora):
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Balis Favaniᵀᴿ is a Wood Elf Rogue and Lawman of Great House Telvanni staying at The Red Drake tavern in Helnim.

Another Balis Favani — a male Dark Elf Spellsword — can be found in Tel Branora. Both are Telvanni Lawmen, but any other relation between the two is unclear.

"I'm just glad it's over."

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"At first he did everything I told him, but he tricked me! He wasn't really under my control. Then he started tearing the place up, and he took all my clothes, and I locked myself in this closet, and it's been just horrible."

-- Listien Bierles, would-be sorcerer

[She eyes you suspiciously.]

"He was an old man. Old men die. And now Helseth is king. Long live the king."

-- Anrel, on King Llethan's death

Nevosi Hlan is a Dark Elf shipmaster and captain of the 'Chun-Ook,' which docks in Ebonheart.

Nevosi is not involved in any quests - but his ship is. You may be asked to liberate the limeware from the Chun-Ook's hold in the quest Liberate the Limeware.

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Vabbar Dinadad is a Dark Elf Farmer who can be found in the Dinadad Hut in Gnisis.

According to a 2004 IGN interview, Sir Patrick Stewart only agreed to take the part of Uriel Septim VII if he could be a "little guy"

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"You are indeed...a bastard." (If Disposition is less than 20)

-- Alban Corinis, Imperial knight

There's also the quest "lyndacarter" with the name "for mtv promo," indicating the player would embark on an epic quest to hear Lynda Carter say "This is Lynda Carter..."

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Oblivion CS screenshot showing details of the LyndaMTVScript: scn LyndaMTVScript short talk short convoVAR float timer Begin GameMode if ( talk == 1 ) set timer to ( timer - GetSecondsPassed ) if ( timer <= -2 ) if ( convoVar == 0 ) set timer to SayTo Player Hello set talk to 0 endif endif endif

Another Oblivion CS window. For the Hello topic Lynda says "This is Lynda Carter..."

The script prompts Lynda Carter to greet the player with her "hello" dialog topic, which is Lynda Carter angrily saying "This is Lynda Carter..."

Lynda Carter [id: lyndacartertest] is a Nord warrior who can be found in the woods outside ToddTest. Her name is a reference to actress Lynda Carter.

Based on the script [LyndaMTVScript] it's presumed Lynda would appear as part of a 2005 promo on MTV.

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Kill Me is a blindfolded Breton acrobat found in the interior test cell TestAlan.

His latest project: creating vampire/plant hybrids. It did not go well.

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Amantius Allectus' Diary:
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"I think someone is watching me. I see figures in the shadows all the time. I know it's all in my head. I'm spending too much time on my latest project. But enough about me. What can I do for you?"

-- Amantius Allectus, writer

UESP screenshot showing The Prophet's potential speeches: "He will then launch into his impassioned preaching. His sermons feature a collection of randomised lines. They start with one four opening lines, which then link to any of ten bridging lines, nine specific speeches or two endings. The bridging lines and speeches themselves can link to any number of other opening or bridging lines." Two tables below show a list of opening lines and bridging lines, such as: [Opening] - "Look well upon the Chapel of Dibella. Look at the faces of the dead. This is your future. Evil has returned, and the Nine need a champion!" [Bridging] - "I AM CYRODIIL COME, he said, Old Reman, born from the earth that IS Al-Esh, and yet he would scorn this country now! Repent! I say again, REPENT!" And so on

The Prophet's dialog is a kind of procedural ranting, stitched together from random opening lines, bridges, speeches, and endings. Neat!

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"I can't make up my mind about the Prophet in Anvil. Is he truly a holy man, or just a lunatic exploiting the tragedy at the Chapel of Dibella?"

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"Audens Avidius, questionable morals - not recommended"

from 'List of Candidates:
Recommendations for the new commander of the Anvil Guard'

Morbash gro-Shagdub is an Orc warrior found in the prison at Fort Pelagiad. He is currently serving jail time for initiating a bar brawl at the Halfway Tavern where he caused damage to three chairs, two windows and a table.

He is paying off his sentence in hard labor.