"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" was the one thing not written by a songwriter.

I can't believe Kiefer Sutherland has a redeeming quality! He chose a human driver. Why after all of the drunk driving charges he does not have a permanently hired driver is anyone's guess.

My dog died years ago 💔 but I still kick chicken bones off the sidewalk so yours doesn't scarf them up.

Murders are down but nobody stops at stop signs anymore.

Can we finally stop hearing about the two assholes who pumped sixteen 12-gauge rounds into their parents and had to reload to finish off their mom, in the face?

Amateurs.

ChatGPT lurks like a medieval priest, saving your darkest confession for when he needs the nave painted.

Minimum deportation quotas when no one has due process, even any US Citizen in the net?

Say it with me: "C A T T L E C A R S"

Private prisons create a demand for prisoners. Quotas will do the same. It's the same business. The prison camps will be on lettuce farms.

Because they know we're toast.

I am certain they came to pick strawberries.

JD Vance tryna off another Pope.

It's gone from "Maybe you don't need 40 dolls" to "Maybe you can find one for resale with a 300% markup, if nobody else gets anything for Christmas."

I love to donate in someone else's name if they're a jerk. Then they get non-stop love.

Nothing much. Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's delusions.

Some country songs can rip you apart. Some country songs can heal you, after ripping you apart.

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We are living in the sixth mass extinction. Take photos!

Literally everybody knows you can kill yourself by starting your car inside the garage and drifting off to sleep, Yet somehow some dolts can't fathom (or more correctly, admit) that the earth, and its atmosphere, is a closed system, just like your garage.

Now would be a perfect time for the Church to put its money where its confessional is. Stand up and be the light now. Symbolically this would turn the tide. This is the moment. #Francis #Catholic #Pope #Conclave

Pope Francis didn't draw me back but gave me hope. Please God let Francis be the light for this Conclave. Church: Embody the apologies and the contrition and dont elect a fascist enabler. Amen

#RecoveringCatholic

If you want to piss off the government, start washing feet.

I have always gotten my good luck in little broken pieces.

I guess he wants them alive to suffer through measles.

How can they reboot True Grit but not Gunsmoke?🤦

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Three words: Stand Your Ground.

 “I didn’t exist. I existed. I don’t exist. I don’t care.”

What a long-assed journey to nowhere this has been so far.