I don’t know shit about fuck, but I know I goddamn hate using Excel for ANYTHING. I’d rather put a photo on a Word doc.

Could you fucking imagine being that fuckwit Pete Hegseth and having to go to work at the pentagon every day? How has nobody done something bad to him yet, are we training a bunch of useless tools of war who can’t detect a fucking threat right in front of them?

I always wonder if Putin hand picked this dipshit to embarrass us as a nation, or if the admin is just that damn goofy.

Sometimes I’ll walk by the desk of the hottest person in the office and fart just to give the rest of these sloppy fucks a fighting chance.

Text tickles = when you send a good joke via SMS

There will never be another election here, and those idiots did nothing to stop it.

When she sings Tame Impala in the shower 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Kid Rock is coming to wichita this year, I wonder if we pegged him with piss-filled water balloons if his odor would improve.

Where do I get more manic spring enthusiasm? I’m not done with this feeling yet.

Who puts the perv in impervious?

Protesting is for rich assholes who can afford to fuck with jail. Keep your powder dry for the rioting and class war.

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We may not have the illusion of a democracy anymore, but at least we have weird ass 00s indie. open.spotify.com/track/0TRKCq...

Sonic, but with drag queens on roller skates

Guys hate it when you tell them to grow a pair of brovaries 🤣

The dope with the MAGA hat is going to be fighting right alongside their progressive countrymen before this is all over, so build community and disregard divisive propaganda.

All that talking definitely took out the Nazis. Great job. Democracy is safe because Cory Booker talked a long time.

“Give your balls a hug”
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Responding to stupidity with fake enthusiasm has been a lifesaver at several jobs.

Facebook groups with 13 trillion members and named goofy shit like “USA AWESOME FLAG” really want to show me some of the dumbest propaganda imaginable today.

Fuck a protest, keep your powder dry for when the real shit starts to happen.

THAT’S WHAT BOOFING IS? 😂

Just one?

Apathy will be the death of everything.

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I’m a huge slut for some filthy synth.

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More like gashism

Spoken like a coward. He’s not going anywhere and you aren’t going to do anything about it. We need bold action, and that seems to require ovaries. Step tf aside and let AOC rip. You don’t have the spine for this.

You know what I love about a Jack Reacher story? All the assholes die.

They’re calling the shots in the US

I am so excited for 1789 France Energy to hit America with the force of a hurricane.

Get to it America!! I’ll come over and volunteer to hand out the pitchforks.