A new TV show starts at 5pm today and will last for four seasons. It's the best show ever, both hilarious and terrifying at the same time. Actually, it’s a horror show. I don't think there has ever been a show like it. #terrifying #FelonInChief #tRump

Ear plugs!

Morning!

*checks bra*

Phew!

Best of luck! I’ll say a prayer.

Whamageddon. I’m out.

Pancakes, beer, and cocaine.

HoHoHo!

This little pumpkin is looking for a home. If any of you fine people are interested let me know and I can connect you.

Heehee 🤣🤣

a man with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face .

MATRON!!

Just got my new driver’s license in the post. Jesus, they’re going to arrest me if I produce it #awfulphoto

Shane MacGowan has died. Ah no. May he rest in peace.

Blue skies and sunshine. Day 4. Nice.

OMG. Roaring!

Check the accounts your followers follow. If your followers are sound people, then the accounts they follow are usually sound too.

Genuinely screaming with laughter! That’s brilliant.

When you’re walking by a mirror and the light catches your moustache. It’s lovely all the same.

‪I’ve never had a Tayto sandwich‬ #blessmefatherforihavesinned #Irish

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Yes

Jaysus. Needs an exorcism.

Third shieldbug sent flying today.

I’m the Count. Though sometimes the ‘o’ is silent 🤣

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