this is why baseball will always have best commentary

… ok but conferences are work

i hope you find a way to take a meaningful break soon in a way that doesn’t leave you feeling bad!

maedhros would pull a stephen maturin and conduct surgery on his own abdomen to remove a bullet from his body

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

joyous anniversary and many more years to come!

whoa congrats!!

lol. lmao, even

A Mood.

what if i ghost the office the way my bus ghosted me this morning.

noooooo worst way to start a morning

May your great-grandparents’ memory be a blessing and a call to action!

I am so sorry you are suffering in this current wave, and it is so brave of you to speak out for justice despite the threat.

our building ac still isn’t on 😩

HOLY SMOKES

NASA women save stars. 🫶🏻💫

currently reading It Had To Be Him by Adhib Khorram which is SO good.

and also my wife is reading Gaudy Night aloud to us, which is delightful 😊

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Me, to T: "They splashed down TO THE MINUTE of their estimated arrival! 8:07 they were in the water! THEY WENT TO THE MOON. YOUR TURN, THE MBTA"

(the MBTA, unfortunately, could NEVER)

If you look at the Splashdown trending topics, there are SO many photos of cats closely watching the Splashdown ... what are they learning? What are they plotting?

No Way to Stop it - Song from The Sound of Music by Rodgers & Hammerstein Explore the song No Way to Stop it featuring lyrics and more at the Official Rodgers & Hammerstein website.

it’s interesting to listen/watch and then go listen/watch “So What?” (from Cabaret), imo they’re in conversation, if not with each other, then with the late mid-twentieth century struggle to reckon with bystanders to atrocity

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thank goodness!!

the stage musical is an even more developed take on Max and Ilse, they have an entire song and dance number about just shutting their eyes and letting things happen because it could never happen here/to them

the forbidden snack

It was SO good!!!!

he’s a good little guy!

happy birthday and I hope your more reasonable hours are joyful!

and you would be justified

wtf that’s a harassment lawsuit asking to be filed

I’m so sorry they did that!!

Incredible! I bet it feels great to be back

it could be worse they could be closed for easter 😔

*and also bc i was a stucky girlie waaaaay back in 2012 etc

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this is bc of my formative crush on h*lary kn*ght which can be seen from space
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