In Trump’s America, the American League is ruled by Toronto

Dudes rock

They need to sign Colbert up for the Return of the Colbert Report for the remainder of this presidency.

This is to be expected right? Doesn’t VA usually swing away from the president?

You don’t have to sell billionaires public land to pay down our national debt. You can just make them pay taxes.

Quality content

I made a video saying “I still don’t like Elon, but I do like it when he calls Trump a pedophile” and TikTok brought it down for misinformation, which I appealed and now it’s back 🤣

It’s not a swastika substitute now… it’s makeup

Hey new, Green Days been doing that for 21 years

Based on a true story

This guy blocked me inside of an hour of me posting this on TikTok

I’ve never seen someone’s lack of confidence exposed so easily

You are what you eat

I get to do some pretty cool things

Watching Liver King documentary with my girlfriend:

GF “Ew, he calls Twitter X?”
Me “Yeah babe, this guys a real piece of shit”

I’ve got 99 followers and you’re probably one

Racism is just one flavor of stupidity

One for his accordion

He’s primarily a *parody* artist, which involves a lot of originality. He dominates that genre so hard you probably can’t name another artist who does it. He also has songs that aren’t parody.

I don’t know how you can even argue to the contrary

I gave a speech in Iowa once and the people were so polite I was almost offended

Let those amongst us who have not accepted a $400 million jetliner from Qatar throw the first stone.

Whoa! What are we doing here, TikTok?

Guys, you need better media literacy than this. We’re supposed to be the smart ones

I feel like the people mad at Steven King right now would watch Blazing Saddles and think it’s promoting racism

Until I see a smoking gun I’m not going to engage in that conspiracy. I think we might lost this one

Charlie Kirk out here being pro-rapist is wild

Second city saint is back and carrying the burden of man!

I’m no expert on the subject, but I’m getting the feeling that this is about as good a pope as we could hope for