Was Don Jr. paid in yayo for this pardon? It’s behind a paywall and I haven’t sub’d in 6 years

It gets worse year-over-year while every American has hopes that’ll it will get better.

QUESTION: What are your thoughts on the US healthcare system?

"I am opposed to billionaires*, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."

- Mark Twain

*adjusted for inflation

I look at it as Jake Paul giving hundreds of millions of us permission to never pay attention to him ever again

A list of where to buy Bison Botanics THC products around the Western NY Area.

Check out the following licensed NYS Dispensaries around the Western NY area to find Bison Botanics products!

Me asking ChatGPT why Jake Paul is a little punkass bitch, and ChatGPT responding politely

ChatGPT is always so polite, no matter what I ask it…

The Jake Paul v. Tyson fight is the start of the Idiocracy timeline, right?

Are we still skeeting?

Nothing is more Patriotic than a couple wearing matching flag themed bucket hats.

Ohhhh, Kevin

Teenage Boys Explain Why They Love Andrew Tate Even after his arrest for sex-trafficking in Romania, many teenage boys are still proud to call Andrew Tate a role model. The Onion asked adolescent males why they look up to the influencer, and this ...

“Because women belong in the home, cooking and cleaning until their men get home from track practice.”

Did you know that if you take steroids as part of your cancer treatment and then you go on Twitter, feeling invincible, to intentionally bait Twitter Blue trolls to respond to you so that you can block them it will work way better than you intended and it will be very sad and upsetting?

tweet from @elonmusk: Rate limited due to reading all the posts about rate limits --- reply from @Luke_@MCFC: Ignore them. You’re doing a fantastic job pal! --- another reply from @Luke_@MCFC: The comments from this have used up my daily rate limit. Great!

a story in 3 acts

me reading as many skeets as i want

this screencap is my new most valuable possession

I hope v1.37 allows us to post Uncle Baby Billy GIFs.

The real grifters have entered the chat.

My Twitter fyp is a rusty dumpster fire.

I don’t even like feet.

George Carlin’s scroll of dirty words at the National Comedy Museum in Jamestown, N.Y.

George Carlin’s scroll of dirty words at the National Comedy Center in Jamestown, N.Y.

A picture of basil the cat, glitched out, with color bars crackling on the right side, all on a commodore 1084S CRT

NTSCat (made with a floppy disk Mavica, my CHA/V video synth, a Panasonic WJ-50, and of course, the lovely and handsome Basil)

Hola, this is an experimental photography work of me

Now I’m excited for Oppenheimer

I can’t over state how hard these slap

Has anyone ever venn diagramed the farce of this republic with Roy Cohn and Rodger Stone?

It’s the Roy Cohn in him

Your CPAP shows you only sleep use if for 4 hours a night between 3am and 7am.

Back when America was great