I once farted so hard that I cracked my back. I call that chiropractic gas 🤣 #funny #lol #wildthoughts #crazy

Is it bad that every time I stub my toe, I have an orgasm? Maybe it's a pain kink? Who knows 🤷 #funny #wildthoughts #crazy #lol

I just ripped ass and scratched an itch in my asshole. I call that winning at life. #funny #wildthoughts #crazy #lol