The annual switch in Victoria for one week and one week only…

Still thinking about her

(The eyebrow lady in Williamsburg I didn’t tip because I didn’t know I was supposed to)

Okay I feel like the jury need to be told spending 25 minutes in outtrim is sus af because there’s fucking nothing there!!! #mushroomlady

I love that Victoria is 43-57 lib/lab and that’s us with a state government we don’t love and some mild disappointment with the federal government. That’s as good as the liberals can do hahaha

I thought there were just lots of really keen Peter Khalil fans in my area but turns out the other side of queens parade is in Wills

Sorry to earnest-post for a second but it’s been almost 6 years since I last went to church regularly and I don’t think sleeping in on a Sunday will ever get old, it is like a drug to me, a compendium of lazy delight

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

When you’re at any Irish event and they end the acknowledgment of Country by saying WE REALLY GET IT THOUGH

I caught three buses, the Sydney metro twice and the Manley ferry on Friday and it was still less than a daily Myki

Women don’t want IWD breakfasts women want naps

I have never sighed as deeply as an unemployed dog

When logging into my Microsoft outlook app it’s asks me to confirm it’s me on my Microsoft outlook app 🙂 and I think that’s neat

If JD Vance was a true Catholic he would have waited til after Shrove Tuesday for maple syrup tariffs

I am once again asking for a Bluesky pop culture / trash starter pack

Why the fuck is severance on Apple TV?? I am going around trying to get people to watch a show on Apple TV and it’s hard!!

#Severance 💡

Why the fuck is severance on Apple TV?? I am going around trying to get people to watch a show on Apple TV and it’s hard!!

The severance theories on reddit are too good that I almost need to stop reading them as they are borderline spoilers

I’m confused as to what Canada did to get such a high tariff? Aren’t they the closest ally of the USA? and there’s a free trade agreement??

I like Bluesky but I want a bit more trash in my feed for it to really fill the voids left by old twitter. A little bit of Blake lively v Justin baldoni. Olfactory ethics. DoorDash is a human right and to say otherwise is ableist discourse

Storm Éowyn expected to be one of most dangerous on record in Ireland People warned to stay at home, avoid the coast and charge up devices as widespread damage and outages expected

This storm looks terrifying 😰🌪️ www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

I know that some people online are literal children and I need to be less annoyed… but throw your hundreds of dollars of skincare in the bin if you’re deliberately getting burned by the Australian sun xx

This is, what is referred to in my household, as not pug weather 🫠

Okay ily Bluesky but watching maga v maga on twitter the last few days has been fun!

(Except for the gross racism against Indians that was just weird and awful and seemed to stem from feelings of inadequacy / being bad at maths)

(Just get a little timestables app guys don’t join a pogrom)

3 year old: loves cars
Me: buys expensive duplo train set, little subways from New York and masking tape with train track print
Nephew, totally spontaneously: I like trains more than cars!

Success urban planning Bluesky 🎉

I am so confused as to whether your account is a bit or not

I just got a bunch of Christmas decorations bc my cousins are coming from Ireland and they are concerned Santa (santy) won’t find them and they are all solar powered?? Has someone alerted Peter Dutton???

Word searching Raygun was actually an excellent way of finding all of my old favourite posters from Twitter. 10/10 recommend

Northern Ireland votes to continue Brexit arrangements for another four years Assembly votes to keep special trading arrangements despite long-held division with unionist opposition The Northern Ireland assembly has voted to continue with the special Brexit trading arrangements for another four years. It means Northern Ireland…

Northern Ireland votes to continue Brexit arrangements for another four years

Oh to be a middle aged man and simply *refuse* how to use Track Changes