Tonight on Pathfinder the Cleric spit on a monster so hard that it died
Posts by J. Henning, Walking Cardboard Heap
Tonight on Starfinder the Daredevil disrupted a coordinated fire exercised with a Stage Dive
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard agreed that the party would undertake a very dangerous adventure but that they would not be working on spec
Tonight on Starfinder the part of the Kool-Aid Man was played by the Operative
Tonight on Pathfinder the Animist successfully smelled the enemy but not the table full of alchemical glassware between him and the enemy
Tonight on Starfinder the Mystic began and immediately concluded a career in influencer marketing
Last night on Starfinder the party deeply appreciated the helpful information on the airline safety card provided in the seatback pocket
Last night on Pathfinder the Oracle left the bartender several tips, which proved fatal to the bartender
Tonight on Pathfinder the Bard was unwilling to negotiate the legal provenance of “finders keepers”
Tonight on Starfinder the Operative and the Solarian had a midair duel over a case of barbecue sauce
Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard organized a very nice birthday party because he is carrying small candies at all times
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Tonight on Pathfinder the Kineticist made his OWN dang Bag of Weasels
Tonight on Starfinder the Operative made sure nobody would pass the fire safety check ever again
Tonight on Pathfinder the Rogue got all pruney
Tonight on Pathfinder the party said “Oh, just two skeletons? I was worried” and then burned through their entire pool of Hero Points on round one
Should also clarify that the Summoner stole the Operative's silverware, not the animal's
Last night on Starfinder the Operative punched an animal in the face while the Summoner stole all of his silverware
This was not because of the animal-punching, it was just concurrent
Tonight on Pathfinder the Alchemist ate all the essential food groups: an ooze, a swarm, and a construct
Tonight on Starfinder the Operative gained food and shelter from a local by flexing on them for ten straight minutes
Hey if you want to see some folks not exactly slaying a spire but definitely yelling at it, you should go to www.twitch.tv/cknoor in like five minutes
If anything is late today it's because I asked what folks on Slack what their first gaming system was and now Several People Are Typing
Tonight on Starfinder the Envoy was advised by a chatbot that he sounded inauthentic
Tonight on Pathfinder the Oracle got everyone an invite to the private pool
Tonight on Pathfinder the Guardian lost two out of three eating contests
Tonight on Starfinder the party all agreed they really don't care for hidden valley ranch
Tonight on Pathfinder the Wizard burned 5 spell slots at open mic night
Natural attack for 1d4 piercing
Tonight on Starfinder, cool guys didn't look at explosions but they probably could have had better reflex saves
Banned from chemistry for pronouncing "Unstable" like "Constable"