I’m feeling grief for the version of me that used to twist myself into knots trying to be enough for all the wrong people.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

When did Windows stop giving me the choice of whether to report issues or not when something crashes? I don't want them to know, they don't need to know

Lady Bugs: I AM POISONOUS

Human Beings: SO CUTE

Sunday church

I woke up early
a large dog right by my side
staring at my face

#haikufeels

Realized I don't know what ads are even for anymore. Is it a movie? A game? Medicine for a skin condition? I have no idea.

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Hey, the audiobook of my Nebula-winning novel Someone You Can Build A Nest In is just SEVEN BUCKS! The deals lasts a while longer.

A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who's hunting her. We've all been there, right?

I like cats because they express affection by being adjacent

The input now is relentless. Of course we long for the pauses. I bought a CD player a few months ago - most of my old CDs still work. It takes me time to figure out which one to listen to, to set it in place and press play. It's over too soon, too soon, but something about it just feels better.

A purple iris zoomed in with bright green leaves beneath the bloom, lots of sunshine.

Pretty.

In the UK we call them lifts but in the US they call them elevators, because we’re raised differently.

reading the comments
feel my blood pressure rising
unhealthy lifestyle

#haikufeels

It's good though, almost all those comments were bad anyway. The quiet is fine, maybe I'll log off.

normalize excusing yourself from various situations by saying “i hate this”

I hope it gets better. 🐿️🐿️🐦🐦

Hey son can you help me call up the internet I have something to say

It's not the same since they took the lead out anyway.

caffeine is perfect when you're having trouble concentrating and would rather be having trouble concentrating while vibrating

Thank god we're talking about doordash and not forever wars, pedophilia, or any kind of Jesus complexes

It's good you have your priorities straight.

I can answer both!

Sharks were swimming in our oceans not only long before dinosaurs were on land, but before *TREES* were on land.

And the biggest fish in the world is a shark, the whale shark specifically. It's the size of a school bus.

So much gravel.

You know you're getting old when you're really looking forward to an eye exam.

the iris are up
they've always been hard to kill
my kind of flower
#haikufeels

Oh good, the gen x thing is happening again. Listen I'm an old gen x who watched all the same John Hughes movies everyone did and somehow didn't turn out maga but everyone acting shocked at how awful we are in general hasn't been paying any all these years. Most of us were always like this.

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Omg I am sobbing watching this landing. I will never not sob.

💜💜💜💜💜

Large silver spotted dog lounges on a Mid-Century modern orange chair, staring at the camera expectantly. Whatever it is he wants, I have failed to deliver.

I don't want to go to upstairs to work, I just want to keep staring into his eyes and feeling unworthy.