Recent danderings.
Posts by Marcus Keeley
How many people can sit down in Botanic Gardens, Belfast?
Oh! I’m not sure that’s a council park. Will have a nosey next time I’m around there!
The hole in the centre of the bronze wheel used to hold a wee City Hall, but it's been nicked long ago. Here's a photo I took of it in 2005.
Oh wow! Class.
Is this Belfast’s smallest park?
How high up in Belfast can you go?
For the Easter that’s in it. High priests with higher hats.
Off the top of my head, nearest (free, public) toilet is Church Lane. I haven’t sampled it, but wouldn’t recommend flushing a tissue either anyway - only bog roll (plus shite/piss/boke/etc)!
There are closer toilets in nearby businesses, but that shouldn’t be the only reasonable option.
Definitely not usually there, this was early morning. I don’t think a used tissue is recyclable! There may be other methods used (street sweepers etc), and bins may be a security/street clutter issue.
Belfast Cathedral Quarter Binvestigation.
Was at @divinecomedyhq.bsky.social last night.
They should make the robot Olaf from Disneyland Paris fight the Paddington Bear. #BigNightofMusicals
When you have a busy social week ahead:
Today’s wandering.
Noticed some real cheek on my daily walk today. Folks were out - small dog walkers, doddering elderly, sauntering gents. Part timers. I’ve been out every day, back when the streets were sodden and slick, the wind piercing and the sky as black as the nature of man (yesterday and every day until now).
Dare I say, first good drying day of the year? The 78th day of 2026?
5 things you can do in a hotel room.
Up, up and away so I was.
An omen, I fear.
Last night I dreamt it
Wasn’t raining anymore.
Reality wet.
I went to a Carrefour in France, so I did.
I went to The Louvre, so I did.
Weekend update.
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Some as of late.
“So you’ve been on a bus for most of the #latelatetoyshow because we’ve tricked you, welcome.”
“Well Patrick, your final challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to eat as many marshmallows as you can through the medium of tiny hands.” #latelatetoyshow
Genuinely love how close Paddy comes to outwardly gurning at the kids and the amount of money raised. #latelatetoyshow