just started saving to buy a house but have nowhere near enough money yet and probably won't for at least 5 years. this has led to me sending my flatmate messages like "i COULD afford the deposit on this underground bunker"

i always love a transfer rumour

I cant believe they havent done anything else like ik they were negotiating with leah MONTHS ago

you would think wouldnt you

not to make it all about me but would really like an awfc contract extension

celebrating a man city trophy win is like celebrating an american military victory: it’s best if you don’t think about everyone who died in the process

now watching the sceptres frost game because toronto hockey teams have never hurt me...

at least i'm drunk

ffs

got drunk again and now i have to deal with notifications from the arsenal app

do you know how much you havr to suck for the FRENCH GOVERNMENT to call you out for discrimination

hot* femmes in your area

*depending on severity of temperature regulation issues

I am actually too warm

april fashion is like mini skirt but paired with thermal tights still just in case

it was england lionesses vs iceland. 1-0 win for the lionesses!

went to the pub for the iceland game and had 2 ciders and why do i feel like i never had alcohol before

"inside you there are two wolves: one of them is swedish and one of them is insider trading"

I am so cold! The sun is out now and I am still cold!

made the mistake of thinking it would be warmer to be at the picket line in april than it was in february

Congratulations!!!!

To be a league-winning team you really have to be adaptable and I feel like we have never successfully adapted to anything

ffs

hehehehehe

been to football and to the gym this week! there is nothing wrong with me! i am never going to be in pain again!

we are watching 2026 and it is crazy that the characters on this show look competent next to real life fifa

feel like i only ever text my mum to update her on my health or to ask if we can do crafts at her house

this is a good signing for them like really good. bad for wolfsburg

Green GAIN from Reform UK. Changes w/ 2025

Hang it in the Louvre.

Manuela Zinsberger in a bright yellow Austria WNT kit, celebrating with her arms in the air

holiday booked

new arsenal women's cropped yellow jersey on arsenal.com

this shirt is a severe need