This is almost exactly like when we had our 3am go/no-go meeting for taking Sky Sports News into HD…

Got the Oscars on with subtitles while mixing Sky News. Seeing the subtitles constantly say Timothy Shallowly is enjoyable…

First time flying solo on Good Morning Britain since it moved to its new home. Nice to mix a familiar show!

If you don’t think garlic and chilli covered edamame beans are the best beer snack in the world, congratulations on being completely fucking wrong.

Thank you. Yeah, not planning to FH until the later blank. I shall think on that! Cheers 👍

@whogottheassist.bsky.social What would you do here? Only 1 free transfer, 0.5 in the bank.

Did 18.5 miles on the bike before work which right now feels like an act of spectacular hubris…

Peterborough has put in an Expression Of Interest in being UK City of Culture. In similar news I would like to to express my interest in being Sydney Sweeney’s personal masseur…

Needed a distraction to stop me sleeping after 5 overnights. So Steve Coogan’s film about Roy Keane and Mick McCarthy having a fight is apparently the one!

I’m only just properly discovering iPhone shortcuts, I’m such an old prick sometimes…

I’m someone who loves a delicious lunch. I’ve just realised that the biggest financial impact of going freelance might not be the loss of a steady income stream but my inability to just have a fucking cheese sandwich…

And there we go, last GMB all done! Says something about the sound crew that I never went to work thinking there’d be a bellend in the room or on the floor, and if there was, it was me. We had some supervision on our last couple of days but we managed to concentrate…

Not why I do it but thanks…

My favourite bit of Christmas is when I get up to get another glass of wine and my watch congratulates me for it…

My last This Morning is done (probably ever, they’re not realistically gonna need me as a freelancer!) Only three more Good Morning Britains to go and freedom/poverty awaits!

Given the tank a spruce up and added some new fish. Still some work to do but nearly there…

This weekend’s been much needed. Before this I had one day off in nineteen (if this happens when I go freelance I’ll be delighted…)

And this has been a couple of days of good sleep, good tv and films with the family, good food, good walks, and new fish tank plans.

Christ, I’m boring!

Enjoyable seeing LinkedIn say that I have SOME of the required skills for a job I did for nine years…

I exercise purely for food/drink purposes. 3 miles with the dog, 10 miles on the bike. All ‘buying’ the fuck-off meal I’m going to have later… #fatandfit

Just booked a little Christmas trip to Copenhagen as if I’m not losing my job. Banter, innit?

ask me why I live in Peterborough and I say: 1) It’s cheap, and 2) it’s easy to get to better places. But fuck me, the residents really keep proving me right…

Went to an award-winning comedy show/wine tasting tonight and fuck me, people wonder why Peterborough is a cultural wasteland. Just the most disrespectful audience I’ve ever been in. Luckily they were good enough that it was still a great show.

I sometimes feel like a snob when people in London ask

Some people hate it when you interrupt their ill founded narrative...with critical thinking. That's exactly why we have to continue doing so. Propaganda hates meeting critical thinking.

Just home after my 3 hour day at work.

Can’t think why I’m being made redundant…

Took a 30 minute Oasis ride and PB’d!

Fair enough, don’t mind that, just want to focus as much as possible on the starting 11.

Thanks for that 👍

Are there any other minimum price in their position players who will be starters do you reckon?

Some great garage finds! A hoodie from 25 years ago when I first saw them!

Kell just pulled this out of the garage! Had to take it out of its frame because it was old and shit. Probably missed my chance to sell it, have to wait until one of them dies now!

I’ve given the neighbours a few weeks off but they’re getting it absolutely full beans now!