@iankarmel.bsky.social nobody told me the US Congress was in town today

Me: I used to think Andre 3000 was the best rapper, but now I am certain Big Boi is the best rapper ever.

Biblical Scholar: ahh, yes, 1 Corinthians 13:11.

Aw fuck Dr*k* said he was getting you enrolled in that situation... him fucking this up is further proof of his lack of trade value.
I'll dm you tomorrow to give you the lowdown, I'm in beautiful Casper Wyoming right now knew deep in extreme family fun

I have spent YEARS trying to trade multiple friends away in exchange for you. You are a high value asset, to the point where none of my attempted trades have been satisfactory.

It makes absolutely no sense that Launchpad McQuack wasn't at least a tertiary character in TaleSpin, like a regular at Louie's Place or something.

Been seeing a bunch of worms lately after it rains. That's kinda nice.
I'd rather see a worm than not see a worm. If seeing a bear is 200 exciting points, seeing a worm is 1 exciting point. I've definitely seen 200 worms in the last few weeks, so in aggregate that's as exciting as seeing a bear.

All this vitriol just because you both misspelled Hannibal Lectir's name?!

I agree, I'm a G-2 man myself.

But I've always considered the Uni-Ball Roller to be a true Lawyer Pen. Scribble with a blue Uni-Ball Roller on a yellow legal pad, and someone is getting their ass sued!

I was like six when I learned the word "melancholy" from a Nick At Nite ad about Mel Cooley. 38 years later I still associate the word in my mind with an image the bald guy from Dick Van Dyke frowning.

Twofer.

Our kitty is 17, so a few years ago we got him his own electric blanket for maximum warmth and comfort. He smiles when it is on.

From one side people are like "those fresh tortillas smell so good, but I'm looking right where they should be and I don't see a thing," but from the other side you're like "dude, what?! they are right there...there is nothing in this kitchen that is easier to see than the tortilla warmer."

Your diarrhea smoothie isn't even flavored? I think the last time I had a procedure my diarrhea smoothie was intended to taste like McDonald's Arctic Orange shakes from the 80s.

I think rather than a typo, it's a testament to how weak the Instant Pot's saute function is.

I recently learned Roger Miller did the songs for Big River. Totally makes sense, it was one of the only musicals I LOVED as a little kid.

One big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I when you look her in the eye
You're better off looking up her nose!

Literally all I know about it is Day Bidet.

There were only five people in the theater when I saw it, all of us were alone, and we laughed as hard as a packed house and all left as lifelong chums.

Moose and Deer are the same, but Elk are different.

Aw sonofabitch that's why we need an edit button, "doodle" has no place in there, it was supposed to be "diddle"s all around

The way I always heard it from my grandma was

Diddle Diddle Dumpling, my son John
Went to bed with his stockings on
One shoe off and one shoe on
Doodle Doodle dumpling, my son John

Not a 1:1 situation, what with the shoes being involved and whatnot, but not too far off

Is the child familiar with (and perhaps inspired by) Diddle Diddle Dumpling My Son John nursery rhyme?

Watching 1 slopestyle run every four years: cool they keep pushing it forward, that looks cool

Watching >1 slopestyle run: this is kinda silly and boring

I have long maintained that the two greatest innovations of my lifetime are the mini shopping cart and the urinal in the side of the port-a-potty.
We have all used them dozens if not hundreds of times, and even if you don't use the port a potty urinal you benefit from others using it.

I don't browse Tumblr much, but those late Millennial / elder Gen Z folks have some pretty wild erotic ideas...

It's not super blatant: in the second movie in the scene where Dean Martin and Ethel Merman are racing the Master Blaster you can see Dupree, Bob, Ted, and Alice in the background. Then in the next scene with Spencer Tracy vs Immortan Joe you can see Dupree and Carol throwing a stick for Marley.

Little known fun fact:
All of those movies take place in the same universe as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: The Road Warrior, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, and It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Max: Fury Road.

So you have at least 41 jerseys locked and loaded for the season, and sometimes you call an audible based on goings-on during the game? Or was this made on the fly?

I got music from Saharan Cellphones at Mississippi Records years ago and it was my introduction to amazing desert shredders. I've picked up a few other Sahel Sounds releases since, and thanks to you alerting me to their Bandcamp Friday deal I'll be giving them more money today!

Violent Femmes - Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah (The Jetsons) YouTube video by Fuzzy Legends Archives

Rats! I meant to send the Violent Femmes version:

youtu.be/QkYVuRt08Vc

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah YouTube video by ladythatsmyskull

youtu.be/suafkk2vWNI