It my birthday wahoo
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Shadith
First time BB thinks that Follet is not evil and he immediately got blasted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Unfortunately for BB, he did not understand this intent.
"Hello Miss Spectre."
"The spectre seems... genuinely happy... that's it! My puppeteer was not swooned, he was showing me the good in some of them. He wanted me to know that they need not be put down indiscriminately. What a wise being."
"My puppeteer is being clear on not being violent... I think."
"What if I can't hit them?"
"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."
Red sighed as he looked over his outfit.
"Good enough."
He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.
"...I shall take my bat!"
"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"
"What's a plus one?"
Shadith
Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious
"You own nothing but an evil, wicked soul!"
"Is this really wise puppeteer? I mean... we are not as friendly as we could be..."
"..."
"If you insist."
BB took it with a bit of a confused expression, he looked down at it before looking back up with a friendly smile.
"Thank you kind sir!"
BB looked around.
"...I don't have any other clothes."
The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.
Shadith
Damn time passes
"A spook wedding... Do we attend, puppeteer?"
Shadith
You fool you have lost all credit
Shadith
The backup batter's face drops at this sight, his grip on the bat loose.
"Uh..."
He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.
Shadith
HE WONT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME
"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"
"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?"
"..."
"What do you mean we should leave?"
BB gets this foreboding sense he should probably get out of here... from his puppeteer. Unfortunately he just thinks its fine and doesn't start booking it.
"Hey- no- get back- ...missed her again."
"Lies!"
He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.
"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."