Sara, a small black and tan dog, taking a sand bath in the small patch of woodland where we do afternoon walkies.

Walkies yesterday

When I was maybe 4, the preschool asked a parent in as they manifestly thought I might be a bit slow as I didn't paticipate in class. When directly asked why, I said something like: "I don't see the point if I already know the answers".

I would have thought it'd be Cacophonix's dj cousin.

I would not say no if one of those cubes hit on me.

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An age-blocked pic of a ... pipe cutter?

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You can get fucked, yeah. There is simply no justification for this type of massive overreach and indefinite PII disclosure risk.

Not sure, read their "shadow docket" article the other day and they go through so many "who can devine the reasoning of such august minds?" contortions to avoid stating the bloody obvious, it's quite hilarious.

The NYT editorial line would be they are "snow blossoms".

Ok, but this tech increases the probability of comedic malfunctions exponentially.

A bottle of freshly-made chili oil (a mix of ground, flaked and whole chilis) in front of a Tascam Model 16 and some guitar pedals

This is how to get that warm analogue oomph from a mixer: chili oil.

Cookie x poop = a gluten-free poopie on a white plate

Was just reminded of this pic 7 years ago when I tried to make gluten-free poopies for my ex.

Amused that many of the same people who think Dawkins is broadly intelligent also think Gervais is somehow hilarious. Both are just middling bullies who lucked into a captive audience.

A phoutine, surely.

That and Collateral. Otherwise, I just can't

Wayne and Darth cheering

Party on!

Make Metal Dorky Again!

Castle Rat - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

To the eternal surprise of my friends, I'm really not much of a metalhead. That said, I basically think all metal should be mandated to be faintly ridiculous in a campish, offbeat way but with cool heavy riffs. Like this. It works much better than e.g. nu metal machismo.

youtu.be/rQixE9aPd0w?...

Blaze - Lovelee Dae (Eight Miles High Remix) YouTube video by Alexander Delev

it's sunny

Not best, quickest I liked looking.

B/w angled view from a sofa into the kitchen. Sara, a small fluffy black and tan lies on the sofa looking at Fabian, a giant white poodle, lying on the floor and looking up at her.

"From the way she sashayed right on in and plopped effortlessly onto my sofa, I knew she was just a two-bit showgirl straight out of Troubleville. Yet I also knew I would be powerless to resist her".

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Good thing it's solved.

CW: Forbidden

Kilim Mosh – Obliterating Animal Carcasses With Explosives (full EP) YouTube video by Kilim Mosh

Reminder: if you like weird trippy electronic music with weird trippy visuals, instead of watching that tiny excerpt everyone else is currently watching, have a look at the 27-minute(!) found footage video we made with @xenomanes.bsky.social recently.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=snAX...

A bedroom. The huge black nose and open mouth of Fabian, a giant white poodle, in the foreground, while Sara, a small fluffy black dog is on rhe bed with two leads attached to her harness.

Meanwhile, back in the rumpus rooom, the party was in full swing.

Shellac End of Radio YouTube video by Morgan Beatty

Can you hear me now?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T22M...

Siema mordo...

So re micro-polka, this thread is interesting. I was mostly on the "lucky organic" bandwagon only last week, they have a lot of qualities which seemingly hit the right spot for people like me, but now it looks excessively micromanaged to me. Does it change anything?

www.discogs.com/forum/thread...

[Nods gravely] Let us pray.

I hear you. But too many unresolved plotlines in my past to have much hope left ...

They were abject in Paris, but I think that was a bad team/shape selection. You can't really stop PSG playing by not having 3/4 of the ball.

I just want the cliffhanger resolution ;)