Go Cougars! #marchmadness

For 20+ years I faithfully watched the first 17-19 minutes of the national morning news shows. Since the election I haven’t watched one. Sometimes I miss Gayle or Nate or Savannah. But not enough to begin watching again.

Heading north on I-15 toward Cedar City. Traffic is at a dead stop. I often wonder when lanes will be added.

The random questions they ask are usually pretty simple. This one requires some thought to make up a really good response that would label me as a sociopath.

That is a great idea. I no longer have one but maybe I just make shit up.

A Trader Joe’s crew member just asked me: Do you have anything in your life to look forward to?

#smalltalk #wronganswersonly

Wheelchairs and wheelchair runners are in high demand at PSP.

Watching the big screens and sipping a cocktail.

#BNPParibas #tennisparadise

Beautiful day for tennis! 🎾🌞

#tennisparadise

My first polo match!

Shopping and just overheard this convo.

TJ crew member 1: What are your plans this weekend?

TJ crew member 2: I’m off my antibiotics and getting drunk tonight.

@tennischannel.bsky.social please respectfully ask Wesley K and his buddy on Stadium 3 to STFU. Please and thank you.

Things I’m giving up for Lent:

Taking shots at a bar
Staying out late
Condiments
Shopping at Target
Dreams of having a podcast
Socializing
Trying
Listening to your bullshit

@leighinoz.bsky.social hello!!

Tickled Anora won so many awards tonight. #Oscars

I believe it was William Shakespeare who said, “Writing is a bitch.”

Amy Poehler

#Oscars

Props to the lady I just saw at Trader Joe’s with the biggest hickey on her neck. 🙌🏽

Just finished watching The Substance. So refreshing to see such a unique film. It’s gory and weird and I loved it.

@meg-melbourne.bsky.social found you!

To be cheated on is to feel not only unattractive, but stupid.

No, but am lucky to have friends who have great seats!

Noche Presents: A night of Latin Soul, Spanish Sazón & Portuguese Heat

I could used to these special Bar Nohm dinner menus. Bravo @noche_slc @scottgrdnr @clifton.xlsl

Let’s go, Jazz!

I’ve been awake for 20 hours. 🤪

David Gray has such a gentle but powerful voice. And a set list that blended all albums to come together to tell a story of life.

Eddie Murphy playing Tracy Morgan and standing next to Tracy Morgan is fantastic. #SNL

My friend is making tacos using ground beef and a package of taco seasoning. And crisp taco shells. She just exclaimed, “I forgot to buy the taco sauce!”

Do you mean salsa, gringa?

As the only guest in Austin’s Delta Sky Club, I’m totally ruining the vibe of the employees.

IMO serving Brussels sprouts in Sky Club is not a wise choice.