Make it so

Bless him. Rest in peace.

And I’m a giraffe

Lovely. Nothing but the essentials to avert your attention from the job in hand.

Brilliant

Two Teddy Guinea pigs standing expectantly on a wooden hide behind their cage bars, having scented a banana being peeled.

When you peel a banana at the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. These two have an incredible Banana-dar! #guineapigs

Also, sorry to be a pedant but that’s not an S4 in the pic 🫣

Oh my. Remember seeing one for the first time. Chap up the road worked for Porsche GB and had the first in the country. The original, unadorned body with the telephone dial dial alloys was by far the best look

Evidently Stormy Daniels was overestimating the size of his mushroom

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

If anyone at Waitrose should lose their job, it’s the individual that decided to scale back security, not this gentleman who was only reacting like any other right-minded person would do. Evidently the quality of management at Waitrose is not what it was.

Yes! IIRC a little prism built into the base of the rear window - putting your finger across it turned them off. Wunderbar.

Bravo to all who resist.

Brings back memories of my Corgi version - albeit based on a much earlier model. Always one of my favourites. You can see the lineage though.

If only there was a way to avoid these checks. Oh wait…

Oooh that was close

105E, Droop snoot Firenza, FF and a TD (21?) Though struggling to work out where you are Coventry?

Two Teddy Guinea pigs laying very close to each other. The red one has his eyes nearly closed

Oh my, this is a first for these two. #guineapigs #guineapig

Quite a lot of nightly hedgehog activity now: here’s three together yesterday evening. And that’s not all of them - at least one more has been circulating. #hedgehog #wildlife

Two Teddy Guinea pigs (white and red) looking hopefully through the bars of their cage

The faces… Turning the looks up to 11 in the hope of more banana #guineapig

Well said. It is difficult to get across what it’s like: I was diagnosed at 59 and it’s so hard to write about it without sounding negative.

Surprised he hasn’t painted the cars gold…

It’s not just pubs - my local Pizza Express became a no-go area some years ago. Again, oblivious parents.

Been getting up a little bit earlier each day this week in preparation. The Guinea pigs are confused though.

And I want to drive along the Riviera in a C Type Jaguar with Keira Knightley beside me.

Oh the side eye!

Clearly 6 points and a fine (in the UK) is not enough of a deterrent. Automatic bans would be a start.

This is a major step in his dementia - can’t be ong now…

Two Teddy Guinea pigs eating hay from opposite ends of a cardboard roll stuffed with hay. There is also a lot of hay on the floor of a cage that could frankly do with a jolly good clean.

The Plumpers have worked out that they don’t have to try and eat from the same end of the hay filled cardboard… #guineapigs

An open bottle of Bordeaux wine standing next to. French press coffee maker containing erm, wine. The wine has been passed through the press after the cork self destructed on opening.

Cork self destructed when opening a bottle of wine? Today, I’m experimenting with a French press - quite effective so far. What it will taste like is another matter. At least it will be well aerated…