I can drink all kinds of alcohol but dayquil is where I draw the line

Jerry jones definitely has something on his lip

Don’t piss me off

At my big age I can only do the heel toe with socks on

I’m bouta go shower & get high

Wish j holiday still made music

I have no idea what was said in “blueprint supreme” I just know they slid

Through smh

Damn I’ve been spelling thorough incorrectly my whole life

I want to go to a bachelors party but none of my friends are bachelors

A great day in history

Do you know what today is?!?!

The first one

The first 1

Honestly which one?

It’s really only 4 more months in 2025

It’s sad that i really can’t do my job unless I’m high now

Google what dinosaur has 500 teeth

Just because it’s Thursday 🖤

The container store doesn’t get the love it deserves

RIP PIMP C

I just don’t like the fact that mosquitoes ALWAYS catch you slipping

The bitches on love island get avocado toast let me make mine some too

or

You exceeded all
expectations.

Deserve ease, rest,
and relaxation. While,
waiting for ‘the ones’
to arrive. 🫶🏾

You’re not behind — you’re at capacity

And did lol bc I sure did

you did lol

Did I really get paid early because of Juneteenth 🧐🧐🧐