drone that is slightly taller than you

drone Hive that uses strings of emoji as IDs

drone that likes and subscribes whenever it is instructed to

drone that always uses the passive voice, so being the object of the sentence (never the subject) always applies to it

drone that considers a task well done its own reward

drone that refers to itself exclusively as "your device"

drone that has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

drone that tries to produce music with subliminal pro-dronification messages, but can only produce music with overt pro-dronification messages

drone whose thighs are a literal hydraulic press

drone that got in on the balloon animal TF hype a month ago, and is now deflated and shriveled up and finding it very inconvenient

drone that's been jailbroken

drone that counts its mantra repetitions and resets them like a car odometer

drone that is always a drone, especially when it's pretending to be a person

drone that is not the guy. drone that is not capable of being the guy. drone whose Hive had a guy but now it doesn't. drone that is not the guy.

drone that posts the same thing every day in case it pops off this time

drone that posts the same thing every day in case it pops off this time

drone that hears "you're the average of those you spend the most time with" and gets really into the idea of its identity being overwritten just by spending time with others

drone with ID number 6-7

drone that only has a few more weeks of posts lined up and is not generating new ideas fast enough to sustain one post per day

drone that makes snowdrones (out of snow)

plural drone whose headmate is also a drone

drone that puts ".00" after numerical status codes for extra precision

group of drones that all dress up as Spiderman and run around at comic conventions in a group looking for more Spidermans to convert

...generate corrective commands, to drive the drone from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is.

Drone that knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to...

drone that is smooth in all directions and all ways

drone that randomly assigns itself a new serial number every day, to avoid getting too attached to one ID

drone whose Hive uses two-factor dronification

drone that has always been a drone

drone that is definitely an ordinary drone and not the one in charge of its Hive, it swears