Italians on the internet, on a scale of “Bellissimo” to “Mussolini”, how authentic are the pizza scissors that I received with my dinner on Saturday?

Spinal Tap - Hell Hole YouTube video by SpinalTapVEVO

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Yes, we all love “Big Bottom”. But, this is Spinal Tap’s best song.

I believe “Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure” may be the first film in the Criterion Collection to feature Mr. T cereal.

But, its inclusion shouldn’t be a surprise… check out the name of the movie theatre!

My associate in the next cubicle got bored and drew me manga style.

Imagine being in the same room as Pierre Poilievre when he learned that the Liberals now have a majority government.

Have I discovered a new kink?

“He didn’t know any martial arts. He was making it up the whole time.”

The player would then stomp off to their locker room where they’d punch the Gatorade cooler or maybe throw something at the kid who folded the towels.

We’re losing our heritage.

The ump would make a big show of ejecting them from the game by broadly pointing at the exit so even the fans in the worst seats would understand what was happening.

We used to have players forcefully inquiring if the umpire was visually impaired. Then, they’d start yelling and swearing while kicking dirt on each other’s cleats.

Baseball games are now taking longer as teams are interrupting play to request reviews with the new Automated Ball-Strike system. Spring training averaged 4.1 challenges per game.

This may only be aspirational in terms of what’s happening in the White House, but fingers crossed that something similar might actually take place.

In this case, a local married couple helped bring his crimes to the FBI (they filmed a plethora of damning material under the guise of creating a documentary) and he was rightly punished for his crimes.

The greed and excess soon metastasizes into (surprise!) sexual exploitation of children which nobody seems that upset about since the entire group is now so transfixed by him.

A schlubby failed businessman is the only person with enough temerity (and stupidity) to declare himself leader of his community. He tells all of the people with money exactly what they want to hear and they blindly follow him and give into his every whim.

Netflix’s “Trust Me: The False Prophet” isn’t just another schadenfreude laced critique of Mormon fundamentalism, but also a perfect analogy for the Trump presidency fast forwarded over four episodes.

You can only haul that out in year seventeen where hopefully a lot of good memories will outweigh the realization that you live with a boneless jellyfish.

Gently walking your 6’4” partner out of a medical office like he’s been shot while small children are happily running around with bandages on their arms isn’t something you would put up with in the first year of a relationship.

M took me to a LifeLabs today. My mood was similar to taking our dog to the vet. They only drew two vials, but I was immediately nauseous and thought I might pass out. I stumbled out white as a sheet. I suspect that since I’m so skinny, I have a harder time losing plasma.

I have a lifelong phobia of having my blood drawn. Not a fear of needles exactly. You can stick a vaccine into me, but losing some of the red stuff that keeps me alive really freaks me out.

M took me to a LifeLabs today. My mood was similar to taking our dog to the vet. They only drew two vials, but I was immediately nauseous and thought I might pass out. I stumbled out white as a sheet. I suspect that since I’m so skinny, I have a harder time losing plasma.

Those medieval horn players who announced the arrival of important individuals seemed like they had a pretty good gig. They got to live in the castle, wear a fancy uniform and only had to know seven notes.

“I’m sure Billy would prefer this over a silly old IPad.”

It would take a single person about a week and a half to comfortably get through this thing. Life is short. Make this the best Easter ever!

A.I. can’t do everything. There are still plenty of exciting opportunities in art theft!

Ice Cube - Arrest The President [Audio] YouTube video by Ice Cube / Cubevision

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This is from seven years ago, but it’s still relevant.

Five Guys CEO says he gave his $1.5m bonus to his workers so he wouldn’t get shot in the back Jerry Murrell seemingly alluded to healthcare CEO killing when he explained giving bonus to workers after bungled promotion

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Hey, it worked!

🎶 Don’t make me beg
Just sweep the leg

Fear is not an option
Danny is a toxin🎶

The best film in the franchise doesn’t have Schwarzenegger in it.

(I’m as surprised as you are.)

Bringing a Return of the Living Dead bag to the gym to remind you why cardio is important.

Ohhhhhh…. THAT’S how you do it!