Running STIGMATA(1999) through a star filter and re-releasing it as ASTIGMATA

I was sitting there fucking fuming. I almost got up and left to go to the McDonalds across the road. Not helped that I was there at 2.45pm and didn't get my pizza until 4:30. Definitely not going back. Don't care what the occasion is.

Well, same thing happened again. 5 options on a menu of about 60 things and three of them were red sauce pasta and I was in a white outfit so those were out. Sat for ten minutes after everyone else started because waiter gave my margherita pizza to someone else and they had to make a new one.

My brother's 40th birthday lunch today and it was a place I didn't like because time I'd been before they had little veggie options and fucked up my order ("chef forgot to stick it on") and I had to sit for ten minutes after everyone else's food arrived before I could eat.

The National Newspaper clickbait article with the headline "There have been renewed calls for a public inquiry after leaked text messages allegedly show senior SNP figures 'conspiring' against Alex Salmond", above a photo of his big baw heid.

If I had a leader who was as unpopular with floating voters as Salmond was I'd be conspiring against him too. Look at how yellow Scotland was painted at the first GE after he fucked off.

She coulda sold her stupid book to her base at any time, but this all just because she knew it would get traction with the news industry desperate for clicks from Reform voters. What a fucking SCAB.

Screen-shot of Joanna Cherry in an interview with The Sun newspaper, quote "I had become ashamed of being a member of the SNP"

All this dropping in the weeks before a Scottish election. What a fucking traitor to Scottish people.

Joanna's ambitions are more important than her country. Remember when she sat on the fence about joining Alba til she saw how they were going. She can get fucked.

K1664 is probably the reason why I was a two-faced bitch in my early 20s. Absolutely nobody was safe from my opinion after a few pints of these 😂

Building in St Andrews Square, Edinburgh, covered in advertising signage one huge ad for K1664 lager feat Robert Pattison I think with a bottle of the beer, plus a pint glass superimposed over 1664 in large text

Can’t believe I’ve been drinking long enough to see Kronenbroug get another major push in the UK

Won’t be reading Terf Cherry’s book but if anyone does let me know if she mentions me

It’s a wet one in Glasgow this year so I’m relieved I’m skipping this one too.

[foreign office 2025]

CIVIL SERVANT: Prime Minister we have news on Mandelson's vetting, it turns out-

STARMER: no don't tell me, I want it to be a surprise when the scandal comes out in 8 months' time

CIVIL SERVANT: I really insis-

STARMER: god forbid we have any MYSTERY in our lives any more

If a busker is outside your workplace you should be able to submit a grievance and if they repeat a song you should be sent home

My manifesto pledge: if a busker is bad you should be allowed to go up and take money off them

Make The Ocean Permian Again

Freeze dried fruit and some food things from the high street apothecary chain. Supplements and other health stuff are in the bag, don’t be nosey.

Can’t believe I’ve turned into a Holland & Barrett gay, I used to be a Red Bull, 20 Marlboros and a McDs gay. Life comes at you fast.

or send him to McDonald's for late night snacks for the team

if you hate disco music, it's because you're sick and tired of the same 35-40 songs that are on every Disco Fever album that gets played in shops and on the radio. Trust me on this.

Dig a little deeper and there is TONS of brilliant disco records made with love and skill.

5) This refers to the USA. The Disco genre carried on quite happily in Europe for another five or six years developing further until audiences moved on in the mid-80s.

6) Dance music had a mainstream comeback in the late-90s in the USA but they had to call it "electronica" because boomers.

My favourite ever cheering on that I've ever heard was during a lesbian fight I stumbled upon and heard one of the onlookers shout PUNCH HER IN THE FUCKIN EGGS

Paleoart of a tyrannosaur being clubbed near the groin by an ankylosaur(its head is cropped out for some reason). The Tyrannosaurus head is pointed up with its jaws open and left leg is off the ground.

"My cloaca!"

Miso paste and maple syrup in chilli? Fucking rocks.

Me in the treatment room giving the peace sign ✌️

Showing my smooth shoulders and back

Just had my final laser treatment on my shoulders

At this point I'm just blocking all social media feeds who use AI images. Fuck them, they don't deserve my clicks.

It's a shame modern technology didn't exist yet to capture the Promenade set in it's full properly lit, 3-D glory for us to move around in from our armchairs. I hope they managed to photographically capture the SFA set in some way.

Petition: Launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 on LGBTQ people We call on the Government to launch a public inquiry into the impact of Section 28 of the Local Government Act (1988) which specified that Local Authorities could not intentionally promote, through ma...

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Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

Even better, they give away every single plot point in the film, in order, in the trailer. Not a thing is unspoiled.

Platforms 2 and 3 Preston railway station. View of the inside of Preston railway station in Lancashire, England looking north from platform 2 with the tracks for platforms 2 & 3 and platform 3 with assorted passengers waiting for their trains.

I see a lot "Glasgow Central is the coldest place on Earth" posts on social media and I always wonder if any of these people have ever stood in Preston railway station for half an hour waiting on a connecting service

What's your favourite Easter song? Mine's either Last Easter, or Merry Easter Everyone. I love when Noddy Holder sings it’s Eaaaaaaaaaster.