Funkin Nitros party pack

FYI I’ve got a load of alcopops in the fridge.

Find somewhere to go

Too late for onions surely?

Absolute stone cold classic. Love that so much.

Stupid rule imho

Even numbers in France Alan?

Almost got run over by a Corrado Soprano lookalike in a Skoda Octavia.

To everyone trying to scam my mum and making her afraid to answer the phone: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICKS

JESUS IS HERE JAMES

Good Friday hammered already

Update: cans in 45

Sure thing

I can get you some oil if you need mate

That was not the uplifting response I was hoping for James.

Heard a woodpecker this morning lads! Is that a good omen? It feels like it should be.

Don't remember anyone saying this in the meeting, but the call transcript CAN'T BE WRONG.

Happy 9th Birthday to this absolute legend.

Transparency is so important in THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES ™

Forgot to mention, I made some garlic bread earlier in the week and it was delicious.

Nothing weak about posh cans mate

Congratulation Jame

Listening to Tupac AND Mobb Deep on my way to Waitrose like I don’t even care about the beef.

Alright Charlemagne

Working on some new campaign concepts.

See it. Say it. Cans.

Lunch: slice of salami + leftover pasta (small bowl) + two sausage rolls (cocktail) + coffee and walnut cake (small slice) + coffee. Sensational.

That makes sense Matt.

Hang on, is drinking woke or is being hungover woke?

Exactly. Where are Big Pharma when you need them?