I hear he’s still down to do more Dredd, so there’s hope.

He could have been in The Matrix. Pity.

well now I don’t want them.

Record store daYEE

That I absolutely want to see—I was pleasantly surprised by the first one.

Do…do I want to see the new Street Fighter movie—?!*

*on streaming; I’m not traveling to a theater for it

I am not a Birthday Person, so I usually don’t. I did thìs year, though—I’m working on being better at taking time off.

Here’s a bonus: I have a Least Favorite Dinosaur, and that dinosaur is Carnotaurus. Shitbum jerk of a carnosaur, jump in front of the chixulub asteroid plz

Two hot takes: T. rex is my favorite, basic though it may be (the thick bones! The binocular vision! The Bite Force! Splendid!), and Dracorex hogwartsia is the worst thing to happen to paleontology since the word “thagomizer”. See? See what happens when you’re whimsical?? You got a Terfosaurus.

Even if It Happens today, god willing, even if the entire administration gets the Penance Stare and jumps in front of a volcano, there’s going to be so much reconstruction to do we may not see new threats.

Good thing I’m so exhausted or I’d be rampaging through the streets with my splitting maul.

Unreal.

I would love to visit great violence upon this man.

I’m trying, Ringo.

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Only a powerful practitioner of The Craft feels comfortable in that alley by the Union Oyster House. Most unsavory.

There is no plus to Redcaps, they are wholly evil, and—to quote The Kids—cringe.

That a gang of them stomped a mud hole in my D&D character and walked it dry is beside the point.

Don’t get me wrong—if ever I find myself possessed, I’m not going to a fuckin minister. And I do catch myself missing the rite.

But make no mistake: the Catholic Church itself, as a body with its rules, has not changed.

-Hellenic-style Chimeras are stupid
-Redcaps are motherfuckers
-Medieval European-derived settings are played out
-Werewolves shouldn’t slash with claws, neither wolves nor humans do so
-I will defend Romantasy Girlies to my dying breath
-“-ish” is a superior suffix to “-en”: Elvish vs elven

2/?

Fantasy Edition, watch me bang thìs drum again!

-Hexapod dragons are nonsense, and tetrapods dragons are no more wyverns than dire wolves are Pomeranians
-Centaurs are a bad design
-“A Wizard Did It” is garbage worldbuilding
-If you draw orc tusks without though for the lips, practice more

1/?

Foo Fighters, and I have no idea why they didn’t take when I was young.

Sorry: I’m going to jump into the open cornetto of an active volcano.

By the way, I’m going to be jumping into the open caldera of an active volcano later on, anybody need anything?

It feels like one hundred years of this year.

Oof—DMing absolutely shreds my voice.

WORTH IT

I’m going to deface it.

A castle-type spinning wheel

I’m going to tape a needle to thìs thing in case I get the insomnia. They don’t have anything pokey.

Chart showing three different reconstructions of each plesiosaurs from the 1830s to today: captions “RETRO vs MODERN” “Plesiosaurus dolichodeirus” “1830s-1850s flexible snake-like neck, amphibious & seal-like” “1860s-1990s vertical swan-like neck, egg-shaped body, oar-like flippers” “2020s thicker less flexible neck streamline & blubbery rudder-like tail fin”

Here we go—definitely reminiscent of a pengu.

I’ll have a look when I get back to the house. Really interesting.