At a wedding that served 12 course dim sum :)

But they grow back!!!!!

A confused looking tri color cat whose ears haven't been TAKEN

I took his ears

He first android I had was the galaxy s3 and it has a small led light in the upper right corner that blinked if I had certain notifications. It was the best feature a phone ever had and I'm convinced it's gone because it actively discouraged me from being on my phone.

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Be sure to read the whole thing.

Really wish the tl was lighting up about DTF St. Louis

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not gonna learn about lookmaxing fuck you

Never related to an onion headline more

Geordie Greep sounds like if the character of Judas Iscariot from Jesus Christ Superstar decided to do a lounge act.

that's what i thought!!! i don't understand the difference!!!

no matter how many times you guys try to explain it to me i don't understand what an industry plant is

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NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

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Apparently this is a hot take but I think sharing your location with all your friends and having all their locations shared to you is true freakshow behavior

Okay, WERK!

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In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I have no evidence for this but I firmly believe RFK Jr has eaten human flesh at least once

The country bear jamboree is our siren song

The great thing about Disney world is no matter where I look I can always see 5-15 other tboys