βI went ahead and made a browser extension.
Kill Yr Substack intercepts every Substack link (even on custom domains) and redirects it to `archive.is`.
Substack's numbers go down. You still get to read the thing tho.β
what a great workaround π€
Posts by elliott junkyard π±
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
it might be the 'tism. i also have sensory issues with my beard, i start getting twitchy the minute it gets too long.
The way my disabled heart braces for impact on reading something so hopeful.
To go out into the world on a whim, without a ten-point plan for vigilance against illness, Long COVID... to be my extrovert self again... to just be where the people are? π
my phone is listening to me at all times. and don't tell me it's just for key phrases like "hey Google" sorry no it's a fucking traitor honestly and it's lucky I like it enough to let it coexist with me despite everything. I will never trust it with secrets
"Weβve got to understand that these deaths are preventable.
Weβve got to understand that people in third world countries think, and care and smile and cry just like us.
Weβve got to understand that they are us- we are them.
My dream is to stop hunger by the year 2000."
-Rachel Corrie, 5th grade.
Nothing says "freedom of assembly" like a mass arrest of peaceful veterans.
oh damn, i forgot about the gluten. okay im gonna have to work on that.
i had forgotten about that until know πππ
zack i have a great first time edible story and i can make buttermilk pancakes from scratch while stoned call me
π± β¨ manifesting being on smoke show one day β¨ π±
This feels like a good time to point out that Forbes is like a publication that exists to launder 30 Under 30 scammers, and push undisclosed advertorials. Itβs a rag.
GASP!! HOW DARE!!
A drawing of some flowers I saw during my walk. πΆββοΈ
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my comrade! π€
lmao, i was in the shit y'all π
"Trans folks are people, and we owe them the ability to protect them and their rights,β Becerra said, emphasizing that there are βprobably more Americans getting hit by lightning than trans Americans wanting to play in girls sports.β Xavier Becerra, April 2, 2025
i dont trust billionaires and we simply cannot have a fascist governor in california for four years in this climate so xavier becerra i hope youβre ready to get pushed very far left by transsexual anarchists
please enjoy the incredibly silly picmix I made of the princess who is 14 today
the fact that vintage can be anything from 20-99 years old is a wild fucking time span
Iβm hearing a lot of βnot all menβ WRT to the 62 million views on the rape academy sites. You know what, it is all men until itβs no men.
advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this βwebsiteβ you can βsurfβ. it has an image of a cat on it
advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you donβt download this app immediately
okay i have to blanket my garden again tonight but on the upside it is VERY awesome to just walk outside and clip fresh greens for dinner #gardensky
I'm literally a fucking community organizer and getting people to mask is like pulling teeth.
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(is there an amazon alternative? i would love to give you money directly.)
MISSING CHILD: Authorities have concerns for the safety of 12-year-old Sayvon Brown, reported missing from the Mankato area on Sunday night.
More: bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/concern-f...
it's an embarrasment for these shitstains to bear the name of Stonewall.
I watched a video on insta some time last year of Nile Rodgers basically said, all the queens and trans ladies were the ones who were making the clubs the happening place to be and he wrote the song for them because he knew it would be a hit.