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magnets are gray rocks, too.

Weed, Hitler & Columbine

A political marriage.

Everything is incels, all the way down. Stacked like cordwood.

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Today we respect the memes 🫡

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a poorly drawn panel from newspaper comic strip Apartment 3-G. A blonde woman with fists clenched says "@!!*# IT ALL!"

@!!*# IT ALL!

You've always been the caretaker.

Give Trump to Iran.
Just let them have him as a conciliatory gesture.

Best case scenario: Trump and JD kill each other in hand-to-hand combat, a slap-fight gone wrong. Utterly pathetic, but then they're both dead.

too much egg whites in the liberty spikes, 4 PM droop.

McNuggets come in four shapes: the bell, the bow-tie, the ball and the boot.

McDonalds states "The four shapes we make Chicken McNuggets in was the perfect equilibrium of dipability and fun. Three would’ve been too few. Five would’ve been, like, wacky."

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I don't know if bluesky is dying.

I know reading it is killing me.

How hard is it to sneak arsenic into a well-done steak? The puddle of ketchup would drown out any off flavors.

Maybe he meant Sid Meier's Civilization?

Imagine the seasonal depression you'd have in the infinite black void of space?

Overheard recently: "your dad paints roundabouts and screams at hotels"

I heard a guy call another guy, "You grapefruit-ass motherfucker!" The other guy replied, "You look like an octopus!"

Two apparently functional toilets placed about 3 feet from each other, with no barrier between them.

Came across this cursèd arrangement in a cafe bathroom in Olympia about a decade ago.

you're asking the barnacles, right?

Some Easter bunnies deliver sausage
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@matchbloc.bsky.social

I need stronger drugs to remain in denial about my career options

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Piss in your own mouth to own the libs OR Shit yourself to OWN the libs?

A little A-B message testing.

Neither of these belongs on a shirt.
So which one do I put on a shirt?

people advocating for White Supremacy are always the worst kinds of white people