Maybe just for this movie?

And why does Mayhem have Timbs on?

You can’t just dye Denzel’s hair dark and think he can pass for a 50 year old man.

It might be time to hang it up, Spike.

Can we talk about how “Highest 2 Lowest” is awful? I’m from NY so I can say it

Mr. Tendernism is a very quotable guy

Mercury must be in Gatorade or something

Drink water before you do anything else this morning ☀️

Bsky got a little too close to home.

Samsung thinks if my TV starts malfunctioning that I’ll buy a new one. Jokes on them… when this one goes out, I won’t be purchasing another one 🤭

I tried to say this to my ex husband and he tried to argue with me.

I said “If a child is old enough to understand and articulate why you hit them - you could likely just talk to them. If they can’t use and understand language - they’re probably too young to understand why you’re hitting them.”

Getting curb stomped by your reproductive organs before the sun <<<<

Why are rainbows 75 dollars?!?

Barefoot & pregnant in Hollister,NC.

You can say what you want about me but you cant say I’m ugly, stupid, or unkind.

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I need this but sub the rolls for some grits

I just talked myself out of buying a purse at a VERY steep discount. Clap for me, please

Before you apply for that payday loan and sell your baby’s car seat for those tickets….Those people clearly do not care about you. They know everyone is struggling and yet keep RAISING ticket prices and dropping merchandise. They will let you starve if it gets them another yacht.

Me and my dog at 6 am on a Saturday:

Keep Mystikal in prison. Thanks

This is who I want MBJ with.

Out the way & breathtaking 💕

Lower the weight. Perfect your technique.

Saturday morning in the garden ☀️

…..
let me call that man

Why is this recruiter emailing me on a Saturday like we friends?

Happy birthday! 🎉

No cheating: your last saved picture of a celebrity is a therapist.

Are the girlies playing Baldurs Gate? 👀

TJ constantly recalling their food = no independent food testing (to ME)

I am so good on whatever they are selling