A bad drawing of Gabriel of Arsenal head-butting Manchester City forward Erling Haaland #MCIARS

That was fun

Well that’s certainly the end to a football match that came up Millhouse

He’s just sent me a photo of everything that’s going on but 100 yards away from where he is!

Shoutout to my Coventry supporting friend at the match tonight who somehow had to watch the game with the Blackburn fans

Alphonso Davies coming on as a half time sub, because what this game needs is more speed and chaos

I was recently relieved of my sausage roll by a seagull in Truro, monsters all of them

It’s now 2-0 to North Korea. Worth noting that the goal music is Satellite by 80’s rockers The Hooters, an absolute chooooon

Although having just pressed send on that, North Korea open the scoring with a 25 yard thunderbastard

Under 20’s AFC Women’s Asian Cup and its North Korea vs South Korea in the semi final, live and free on You Tube. All pleasant and calm so far

I’m gutted Truro aren’t staying up so I hope you can have happy things with Gateshead

@gillesy.bsky.social 👀

A quick look at that pub that went squealing to the Daily Mail about the MP shows that it was recommended by Giles Coren recently, which pretty much tells you all you need to know

Good morning to Wout Van Aert only

I’m here all week

When you’re angry at a racing car

That too, I don’t get why it’s shorter. It seems to be crammed around the men’s race which is really unfair

Yeah, it looks like an add on that the organisers are half arsed about

You’d have been amazing, why didn’t they cast you?!

I thought they made him a bit bumbling which I don’t think he would have been like

Sad? By sad do you mean absolute lols?!

Why are they on the same day as the men’s and not have their own day?

Holy crapping heck, cycling bloody hell

Wout Van Aert, that is just all sorts of incredible, absolutely beautiful

Crosswinds about 30k’s before the cobbles are not fun if you’re a rider, great if you’re sat in your front room watching the cycling though

That Modern Adventure Pro Cycling top is something else 😍

Super! I know some of the players who were there at the time have questioned its accuracy, but I quite liked it

@kellywelles.bsky.social @samwhyte.bsky.social I watched Saipan this week with Steve Coogan as Mick McCarthy. I know that’s in your wheelhouse and it’s very good and on Prime if you have that

Did not realise Matty Brennan was doing Paris-Roubaix today, that’s another reason as if we wanted one to watch it

ITS PARIS-ROUBAIX DAY!!!!!

Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall scores for Everton in their 2-2 draw at Brentford

Late downpour + Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall + photographic excellence from Matthew Child = this