Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

This is so Australia-coded XD

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

Where should we send him next?

Finally some GREAT news! This guy was in power when I was living in Hungary. Absolute monster of corruption and rot. Steered Hungary to ruin. So fucking stoked he's gone!!! It will make the EU stronger, too.

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

*TAPS THE SIGN*

Yes. Yes. Yes.
AMA.
I love talking about being a criminal defense lawyer.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT

[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]

I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

Wikipedia snippet: On March 6, 2026, Lycos announced that their services, specifically Angelfire and Tripod, were experiencing temporary outages in a note on their frontpage.[6] Later that day, the message was updated to say "To our users of Angelfire and Tripod. We apologize for the service interruptions. Unfortunately we will be shutting down in the next 30 days. Please move your hosting to another host as soon as possible."[7] The message was removed from the homepage shortly after, without further official statement from the company.[8]

Hey if you still have an Angelfire or Tripod site, or if you like one, now is the time to back it up, like, urgently

Someone said to me, "I'm sorry but I got your book from a library." Nobody should ever apologise for that. You read my book! That's brilliant! I grew up hanging out in libraries and the idea of a world without them fills me with dread. Without libraries, authors, like readers, will only suffer.

At the Last Supper Jesus declares that One of you will betray me, four will get book deals.

Happy Easter

Pls read alt text thnx

I am not talking about you if: you dislike something and decide you have a different headcanon, write fanfic that retcons or post that, in your opinion, it’s awful. This is fine. But don’t attack the creators or make up lies about them or worse. The world is crappy enough RN without that.

Art trade with @theawokenqueen on tumblr. I borrowed their lovely oc Ronja and this was somehow the first time I've drawn (some) corsair armour?! Insane.

#destiny2 #destinyawoken

Xena and Callisto kissing. #myart

Did 3 covers this week so I'm rewarding myself by sketching some Xena/Callisto smooching before bed. Yes, I'm drawing as a treat for all the drawing I've been doing! 😀

the baby (almost 2) said “read book?” and then handed me a copy of lord of the flies

A crochet panda and a crochet puppy toy

A friend of mine made my kids crochet animals and they haven't stopped playing with them since they arrived a few days ago 🥰 It gives me such joy. Not to sound pretentious as fuck but it's as if my friend is here playing with them even though I haven't been in the same country as her for years 🥹

Nope 👀

LOVE THIS WOMAN

Happy 45th birthday to Julia Stiles, who has always understood the assignment.

FBI Document: Epstein Was An Intelligence Asset, Trump Compromised By Israel On January 30, 2026, the DOJ released Epstein files revealing a pivotal FBI report from 2020 detailing Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged connections to intelligence agencies, electoral interference, and influ...

Epstein file EFTA00090314, a raw intelligence report states that, "Trump has been compromised by Israel. And Kushner is the real brains behind his organization and his presidency."

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