Here I am stoned at age 38 on 420 eating cheap delivery pizza and listening to Kushtopia watching my turtle swim around.
This is not the life I imagined.
I thought I’d be listening to Hey Randy everything else is the same.
#kushtopia #toottoot #freshtunes #neverforget
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I’ve been waiting for this comment
Idk if anyone has ever suggested it before but a Kushtopia podcast would go so hard
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I know I am everyone’s most annoying fan it’s not my fault I have ADHD and niche comedic podcast autism
Dear @brettmorris.bsky.social I’m deeply sorry for double uploading my closing the plug bag remix but he just said OPEN so many times that I got confused and did it in the wrong place at first.
I guess it’s better left to my imagination but that was too funny.
Top 3 wettest foods according to Scott and Paul:
1. boiled peanuts
2. Poutine
3. Miso soup
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Based on how he reacts to meeting a Bryan with a Y or Marc with a C I’m genuinely surprised by how much Jimmy enjoyed the name “Pignatea”
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This might be a weird ask but did anyone take a picture of the giant water bottle Greg Amenay busted out? If so please post. I was crying laughing at this moment!!!
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com
Has anyone taken a moment yet to congratulate Scott for *almost* getting his scuba certification?
You may not have even caught it how humbly and casually he mentioned it on this weeks ep.
CONGRADUATIONS Scott!
#scuba #congrads #neverforget
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had a dream the other day that Scott, Paul, Jimmy and Andy did a round table pod and the topic of discussion was whose RSS it’ll be on. At several points Zouks started shouting about why he should be the host despite not being at the round table. He was this shows Shimmy. I have comedy brain damage
I already know about your new burner Patrick way to keep a low profile
I’m a HUGE fan of it. Is it on YouTube or the internet in general somewhere? I love it so much
An image of eutopic looking technologically advanced future society
The world if May Darmon and Flula Borg both appeared on the same episode of Bang Bang
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Pick any Iraq war and the statement remains true
I’m more offended by him stealing valour from doctors tbh
Can anyone tell me what the weird cool beatbox song is in the video that opened up the Pardathon?
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How dare you
One time someone called me a coward online and when I went to respond they had blocked me.
So we didn’t even get to bond over both being cowards!
Nice! Although I suspect you’re a good person where I am morally bankrupt as well as financially, so I win.
Every time Lily Sullivan posts a picture of herself all pregnant I comment “baby the size of your fricken head” which I’m SURE she loves so much and isn’t annoyed by at all
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Same. I would’ve bought it for you to open on air if I wasn’t your poorest fan!
“Anchors a weigh? More like anchors a STAY, in my collection”
There I fixed it @scottaukerman.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
Scott was describing a $400 vintage Jaws Action figure he has for sale and I was thinking to myself “Garon would LOVE this thing” just as Paul piped in “a fool and his money are soon parted” so I guess if you’re feeling foolish…
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Remember the Pardoisms bonus episode? A knee slapper! Well this week’s best Pardoism was for sure calling it “Please Smoke” when trying to pull “Thank You for Smoking”
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The only correct way to use this platform is to delusionally pretend it is Twitter in 2013 right?
A bummed out looking guy holding up a cardboard sign reading “shoot me $12”
Whenever anyone mentions married with children I think of this single frame out of context and laugh. Amazing.
The Neighorhood Listen is back! It’s a wet day miracle!!!!
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I came here to say this
So I’ve been playing Skyrim for ps3 again and I just wanted you all to know A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON