it's always Monday somewhere!

💔

Keith Richards 😆🤣

like pickled bologna and IKEA mustard? y'know, they're on my list of things to try because of you.

trusted to do what with the info?
will snacks be had?

mmmm rolls

those are the ugliest frames I've ever seen... needs bedazzled

Yup

hey everyone,
I just read the odds of being shot or a victim of assault and battery while nude or in your underwear increase exponentially when you have relations with someone else's spouse.

oh, that is funny

There’s little that can reduce you to tears quite so exquisitely as the right piece of music at just the right time.

That said, a well timed football to the testicles does come close though.

wouldja explain the joke for the benefit of us people to dumb to understand, please

I just had a team building scavenger hunt for the Monday meeting. So Monday’s can get worse, in fact.

congratulations, Shimmy

I’m bougie when it comes to people, not things. I don’t want to dilute my aura.

whispers the jingle like Jim gaffigan *hot pockets*

I'm 58 and have never once discussed a duvet cover.
am I missing out some cool conversations?

six seven

does shredding things in a food processor help?

Another 1 of the suggestions for my new book

same

I work with 4-5 digit decimal numbers all day. Honestly when I see a round number I question it. I catch myself using the microwave with odd numbers

Glasses should come with a second pair so you can see well enough to clean the glasses you need to wear.

I'm just going to repost y'all until you figure out its me with a different avi.

30 second rule but it’s me deleting a post, fixing the typo and then reposting it

2 hours since the last incident

it's Friday
trying to stay awake in a teams meeting.
hoping everyone has a great day

The moose of bats

you know how rumors start

don't make me report you to HR