this is not news but like. i forgot!

made a brown sugar cinnamon mix to put on my bagels and it absolutely fucks

oh god

so true bestie!

it should be illegal for me, a taurus venus, to be single when venus is in taurus

i didn't read my ebook fast enough and there's a 6 week wait to check it out again so i found a free pdf and just invert the colors on my phone to make it dark mode so i can read before bed 😎

i still think about the lady who screamed at me in traffic for 45 minutes while i was driving home from work like seven years ago. what could i have possibly done that was so egregious??? i hope i get at least a flash of infinite knowledge when i die so i can finally know wtf happened on that day

at this point any positive medical interaction is genuinely shocking and the bad ones are, well, still shocking. but not surprising 🙃🙃🙃

why is every single doctor my poor friends have to deal with a fucking actual CLOWN???? it's just unending nonsense! absurd! unreasonable at every step! and for WHAT

who up despairing

this song will always make me feel like i'm back in mervyn's, the pinnacle of early 2000s department store jams (COMPLIMENT)

watching the engineers at my job interact with their various ai bots is genuinely one of the most disturbing experiences of my entire life. truly sinister and dark!!!!!

i've become a delicious candy shell of my former self

just took about 2 months worth of recycling out to the dumpster and my apartment is trash and recycling free for the first time in probably 4-5 months pls clap!!!!!!!

oh! i teared up at her!!!!!!!!

today i was facing my greatest challenge after weeks of preparation (laundry) & somehow managed to explode a huge defrosted gel pack of goo AND spill an entire cup of coffee, for non-clumsy & completely out of my control reasons, within the first 30m of my day and ngl it nearly sent me to the brink

huge day for dirt-based reality tv enjoyers!

i gotta get my posting whimsy back

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

just heard someone from sweden say they finally saved enough money to buy a house after working for four years, since they were 18, and i just ............ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i'd like to kindly greet a shark

"take care of yourself" rings so hollow when you can't actually do so adequately. i don't need to take better care of myself, i need OTHER PEOPLE to help me! i've reached my max!

almost every single person on my work slack has a horrid ugly genai profile pic and it actually makes me so disgusted and sad to look at them all day :(

oh we're back on this avocado toast nonsense again 😑😑😑😑

had a dream about hugging, really some fantastical stuff my resting brain can invent it's quite impressive

if i had no self control every single one of my posts would be about how much having in-unit laundry would change my entire life and how fucked it is that it's a completely unattainable thing that i may never see again

i wish i could do this with my emails job

cow tools makes me sad bc 99% of the ppl who were amazed and delighted by it will still eat cows without a second thought, kinda fake fan behavior ngl

i prefer my new year astrological (spring equinox) instead of when i'm trying to hibernate in the dead of winter, but even still a chance for reflection and a little bit of a reset + refresh is always welcome ❄️🌱

MASHED POTATO 😤 GRAVY 😤 VEGAN ROAST 😤 BRUSSELS SPROUTS 😤